universal recipient

18 - she/they main @fxy3v

[malpracticecorner]

house doodle.,

[malpracticecorner]

you did NOT need to clarify that...

[nortism]

Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)

[guerrillatech]

[al1enf1end]

[malpracticecorner]

theyre so orange cat black cat

(wilson is orange cat) (@leekalo thought of this)

[duraraross]

Had a dream where house was convinced a patient had a thing but one of the key symptoms of the diagnosis is hallucinations so the team was like it can’t be that thing the patient isn’t having hallucinations. So house was like well they’re lying about not having hallucinations. So to prove that the patient wouldn’t tell them about hallucinations if they had them, house had himself and the team do bonkers shit with a straight face in front of the patient to see if they said anything about it

I can’t remember what the things were exactly so I’m just going to suggest things I made up while conscious:

- Making chase juggle while giving the diagnosis

- Hiring a hooker to dress up like a ghost

- Releasing birds into the room

- Bringing Wilson in for a consult just to blatantly grope him while he’s trying to talk to the patient

- Setting a fire in the bathroom

[xxjasprboiilocked]

[crookedmime]

Wilson was BRICKED UP here

[malpracticecorner]

dr house characature art is horrifying why does he look so soulless and like he's about to cry

[housemdvisualnovel]

House M.D. Fangame Info!

The demo will consist of 1 main route where you can meet the characters and 6 individually romanceable character routes, which includes House, Wilson, Cuddy, Cameron, Foreman, and Chase! More characters may be added in the future, but as of now, these will be the only 6 characters to make an appearance.

The game will be completely free to play and available on http://itch.io.

If you want to help with the story writing process or just chat about the game or other things, you should join our discord server: http://discord.gg/KWAACHPxxT

If you have any questions that weren’t answered in this post, feel free to ask us!

[joshuakellin]

“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies

[g-top]

how did the writers of house do that. how did they make the queerest, deepest, oddest, gayest, weirdest relationship ever. how. house and wilson are so, so, them. i havent seen ANYBODY able to replicate that vibe, that,, 'im straight, but gay, also this is my husband' vibe. its, like, impossible yet so there in housemd.

[was-house-fruity]

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 5, episode 24: Both Sides Now

Two moments overlapping to contrast the new chapters these characters are entering in their life going forward. House and Wilson directly mirror Cameron and Chase getting married, to them exchanging items while the couple engage rings. Unlike Cameron and Chase's union (happy yellow lighting), Wilson and House are getting separated (sad blue lighting). Weirdly longing gazes as they keep watching each other during the goodbye

Verdict: FRUITY

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

my man took wilson so seriously.

[malpracticecorner]

i found this horrifying game on roblox where you build a vicodin factory & every once in a while a bunch of dr houses spawn out of nowhere and try to murder you????

[malpracticecorner]

i'm sorry for reblogging my own post again but its needed and necessary

and yes.... they do make that noise

[kuuwo]

Good Boy

[cannibalgender]

2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.