ROTTEN TO THE CORE. @malvelentarchived-blog - Tumblr Blog

i haven’t even watched the new movie (if it’s even out) but im already making a Mistake ???? potentially

rotten. this is just a lil post to say i’m lowkey revamping mal for the new year with new icons, a new theme, potentially even a new blog ( who knows ) but that when it happens i will be dropping all threads cause lbr i cant remember any of them anymore anyway so it’s doubtful ?? i’ll even have muse for them.

#▋┊ ❛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ: ᴅᴇᴇᴢ ɴᴜᴛᴢ ❜ ( ooc )#look at lil grumpalumps mal tho.

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meanscoyote:

❛ she was free in her wildness. she was a WANDERESS a drop of free water. she belonged to no man and to no city. ❜

#self promo for ts #▋┊ ❛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ? ❜ ( promos )#i remade by babe ok #i also need to get this mal active again y ikes

mars-veritas:

Okay, but what if the Isle of the Lost is like Puerto Rico, and even though it’s a territory belonging to the United States of Auradon, and the kids can all speak English, what if they preferred to speak Spanish?

Then imagine Ben knows French because of his parents, and since he’s going to be king soon, he decides to take up Spanish because he wants to be able to make the exchange students feel comfortable, so he can begin to foster peace between Auradon and the Isle. And since he’s already bilingual, picking up a third language (and one from the same language family as French) isn’t that hard.

And Mal’s impressed, and that’s why Audrey is so awkward and angry - because she can’t understand what Ben and Mal are saying, so she wants to make Mal feel excluded too.

And maybe, sometime after the events of the movie, Ben teaches Mal French too, and they have fun trolling everyone by switching languages mid-sentence.

#i like this post.#i like this post very much.#i already hc mal knows/is german #or at least of german descent but this #i like this #▋┊ ❛ ɪs ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ-ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛʟʏ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀᴇᴅ? ❜ ( headcanons )#queue.

❛ would you rather get a blowjob from a fish or stick a buzz lightyear toy up your ass ? ❜

#pckpocket #spoopyjay #▋┊ ❛ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴋɪᴅ ❜ ( exv. modern )#▋┊ ❛ —— threads ❜#i am a very serious roleplayer yaz don't give me that look #just friends.... asking completely ordinary questions... n o rma l #▋┊ ❛ —— thread; pckpocket5 ❜#queue.

❛ PRNCESSAUDREY

IT TAKES two minutes for her to lose her patience with the other. anything she did, whether it was sneeze or cough, it drove her beyond the line. all these stories her mother told her about maleficent, they were all ( HAUNTING ) ! no matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t bring herself to be nice to her. maybe if she witnessed her doing something reasonably nice, it would change her mind but the hope was useless. the girl was truly rotten to the CORE. ❛ stealing my boyfriend was really a low blow. even for you. ❜

she didn’t expect them to be besties mere weeks after her mother turns into a freaking lizard, but hey mal thought they were cool enough that audrey wouldn’t blow her top over a simple ‘hey’ in passing. but no, she turns to find the other girl standing like cotton candy with steam blowing from it’s non existent ears. ❛ okay WHAT could i have done this time, i’ve been in class all day. ❜ being good has been a lot harder than any of the auradon children give the kids of the isle credit for. while their parents patented them with goodness, hell some have it in their genes, but when you’re raised in squallar for sixteen years and are told on a daily basis that you’re EVIL ( show me you’re evil, mal ) doing complete 180 on your personality can be pretty tricky. sure, she took the graffiti away from the walls of auradon prep and into the art classroom like ben suggested, she even gave up her magic, and saving all the heroes from a villain take over got her in the goodbooks of some heroes but some people weren’t so forgiving. tired eyes glance towards the other girl, desperately hoping to wrap it up fast so she can take a damn nap. ❛ oh my god that happened weeks ago, i figured you were over it already. and anyway, seeing how fast you and CHAD got together you weren’t that torn up over it, were you audrey ? ❜

#prncessaudrey #▋┊ ❛ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ❜ ( mv. auradon prep )#▋┊ ❛ —— threads ❜#▋┊ ❛ —— thread; prncessaudrey1 ❜#queue.

❛ EMPTYCHAMBCRS

‘ i’m not cynical. ‘ yes she is. —- she doesn’t like this, doing solo interviews with pretty girls who seem to think they know everything, makes krissy want to rip her own throat out. though, josephine would be a better bet to get decent information out of this — girl, aiden would either swoon or drool & krissy well, krissy decides to just fucking half glare at her the entire time. ‘ not everyone who likes aliens have to be NERDS, i’m just doing this for my step-brother, he’s really into the whole alien thing. it’s a stupid birthday thing, us all going on a stupid ufo chase together. ‘ it’s sad how easy the lies slip from her tongue, she doesn’t even have to THINK before allowing untruthful comments to leave her lips anymore. it’s become a compulsive lying problem both in & out of hunting.

chapped lips form into a smirk, teeth biting into the side of her cheek so she doesn’t outright LAUGH at the hunter. ❛ sure you’re not. you’re just a pint sized ‘hard-ass’ who likes aliens, right. ❜ maybe she leans closer, draping her body over the counter, moving her body to the girl in an attempt to get ( further ) under her skin before reaching a hand across and swiping a laminate pamphlet. ❛ well maybe this will help you. usually i let the alien lovers figure it all out for themselves but the sightings are kind of our tourist attraction so my boss had this printed up a few months ago. but since you’re cute i’ll be helpful. don’t want you and your brother and whoever else you brought along getting lost now do we. ❜ small questions, slipped hopefully under the radar ( mother dearest having her head should she not tell her how many hunters have come into town ) . ❛ you know, if you come back to the diner around six, kids eat for free. ❜

#mal: is 5"3'#mal: calls other people out for being smol #i can't with her fae ass.#emptychambcrs #▋┊ ❛ —— thread; emptychambcrs1 ❜#▋┊ ❛ —— threads ❜#▋┊ ❛ sᴍᴀʟʟ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs; ʜᴀʀᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs. ᴍᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛʀᴇssᴇs ᴀs ᴄᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀs sɴᴀᴋᴇs ❜ ( exv. supernatural )#mal's entire objective here was: make fun of size and age.#queue.

MY CONTRIBUTION TO MUNDAY LIKE ONE DAY LATE....

#munday for ts #i look rough as hell but i took that like 10 minutes after waking up #and it was actually taken on a monday so #works in a way doesn't it.#▋┊ ❛ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ: ᴅᴇᴇᴢ ɴᴜᴛᴢ ❜ ( ooc )#queue.

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FUCK YOUR SOFT WORDS. compare me not to stars but to storms, to hurricanes and typhoons. see me not for my BEAUTY and FIRE. see me for the natural disaster i am. fuck your soft words because i am not soft.

independent & selective cora hale, previously viilkacis.

#▋┊ ❛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ? ❜ ( promos )#i'm gonna be on her after #i'm just hiding in mal's drafts until it's all cleared out.

viilkacis-blog

incase anyone was wondering i’ve moved cora to a new blog ! i’m still sorting things out and i’ve only got like 5 things in my queue for the night ( and i’m not even sure if the tags work on the blog yet so that’s fun ) but if you would like to join me i’ll be over on tonguepullings !

#i cba logging in and posting the promo #cora's over there!

I’M TINY AND ANGRY AND YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN

#▋┊ ❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ: sʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ sᴛᴏʀᴍs. ❜ ( about mal )#she's like 5'3 or something 5'5 in a pair of good boots #queue.

that's naughty, wine and dine !

THAT’S NAUGHTY: NAME SOMETHING YOU WOULD WANT TO TRY IN BED, BUT WONT.

okay this genuinely took me so long ( as did this whole meme and look @ it it’s so small ) to think of something she would want to do but wouldn’t. i think restraints would be one; she has a thing for feeling powerless, for not having any control over what happens to her, that stems from her mother. the idea of being tied up would probably entertain her thoughts for a while, and she probably would try it only to freak out as soon as she’s shackled. another thing would be being blindfolded, as once again it leaves her with a disadvantage.

WINE AND DINE: IS IT IMPORTANT TO HAVE A NICE PRELUDE BEFORE HAVING RELATIONS?

it varies depending on who she’s sleeping with and what their relationship entails. let’s say in terms of mal and jay ( @spoopyjay ) all it would take is a text saying “be here in ten” and they’d be down to business. sex for mal is a fluid act; she gets just as much pleasure from a quick, no strings attached fuck as she would say with ben (who i see as being very soft and gentle, who see’s sex more as a form of love and care contrasting to mal’s belief that it’s primal, animal, raw emotion shown in the best way.

#pryncens #▋┊ ❛ —— answered meme ❜#it's been 84 years #queue.