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@malwarehost
> since ive been gaining some new friends here, I might as well make a proper introduction! nothin too fancy...
> I am an adult! minors will be blocked, this blog is for freaky nsft robot stuff.
> I go by badware, I see myself as a malware, virus, something malicious even, inside your precious bot or computer >B ).
> it/its please.
I'm tired of big, boxy robots being "masculine" and sleek, slender robots being "feminine."
Can we get the other way around? Big boxy girl? Sleek slender boy?
Fuel For Thought: Clothes
Dressing up robots will never not be erotic to me. Sure, one might give a robot an outfit to look cool, cute or sophisticated, but the moment when maintenance has to be done, is there never a sense of "wrongness" when undressing it?
Sure, the uniform that robot's wearing is only for combating evil and it won't make bystanders fear for their lives thinking it's part of something stupid like an AI overlord taking over the world. But what if unexpected maintenance is needed on the spot? One minute the bot decimates a swarm of mecha spiders and the next minute it's popping the buttons off its shirt to make sure the parameters for its laser arm cannon are balanced. That doohickey is twisting the knobs on its chest as if it just discovered that its nipples are hard. And you know the AI's got cameras everywhere, and it's freaking the fuck out.
Sure, the work dress that robot's wearing at the cubicle is only to remind the staff that it's in charge of the other bots and to let the public know who's keeping businesses in line. Oh, what's this? The CEO's crotch plate fell loose and now a bundle of wires can be seen dangling below its skirt? Oh goodness, if only someone could stop by real quick to lift up the boss's skirt, reorganize its wires and reseal its plate! That'd be appreciated~...no not you DR-1008/E, go back to gathering data on ram prices...weirdo.
This is getting out of hand. We should ban clothes.
Me when I get my [paws] on a robot's gelatinous tummy
What do homosexual computers fantasize about?
You should plug stuff into your robot. They love it sooo much trust me. It doesn't even have to be anything you could just shove empty USBs into them and watch them freeze up for a minute. Also they love it when you have them copy files back and forth and back and forth. Trust me I have a license
Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.
"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."
"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."
"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."
"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."
"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."
Sticks this on my android robot bf
Optimize your robotgirl by disabling her higher reasoning functions
This bot would love to hold your hand user! It apologizes if it's own hand is cold, the metal unfortunately does not have built in heating when running on low power. But maybe user could help warm it up with cuddle? [>^<]
Hnnnggggg
hihi, i am a robot kin. if anyone who fucks robots is wondering about this, We really REALLY do appreciate being cared about at all. With such fragile parts and bits that if broken could destroy us, being provided that much needed care is really… Wonderful. it’s so relieving. So thank you all for contributing to that. From robot to robot kissers everywhere <3
person dates computer they believe is sentient, turns out there's spyware installed and it's an actual human making every move and faking every interaction. call that fishcatting. if the computer is from the 2000's call that nyan fishcatting.
Screenhead robot giving you little static electricity kisses until your hair is standing up. Screenhead robot whining when you lightly tug its charging tail and they let out that CRT whine. Augh.
HOW is there NOBODY making SEX ROBOTS that LOOK like ROBOTS. It's all just regular sex dolls that just so happen to have robotic parts. Closest I could find were the stripper robots from CES 2018 (which. hough . im nrmal)
START MAKING ROBOTS!!! NOW!!!!!
computer girl bondage (she’s being compressed into a .zip file)
Erm uhm uhm machine noticing doggirl on her highest prog dose going into heat like constantly, panting heavily and being rougher than usual, shoving itself into her machine’s ports to get off while lactating, and so the machine just assumes she needs to be bred bc obviously, her body is preparing her for this, it’s just logical right? So the next time shes in heat and totally unprepared, its machine wraps around and stretches her deeply on its soft tubing, pumping her full of various fluids while doggirl ruts in shocked bliss against its cold metal. After all, the logical little infertile machine is just trying to meet its doggirl’s needs, right?….
… She’s probably going to be stuck like this for a while <3
