Vibes Only

She/her they/them. Queer. Altersex. Absurdist. Middle millennial. There’s no theme here. Only vibes

[urgentkettle]

Reblogging from me is like a trap. I will reply/reblog. I will attempt to be funny. I will follow you until we become mutuals by rbing all your posts like I’m a squatter in your living room commenting on all of your wall art. There is no escape.

[urgentkettle]

This is a threat

[urgentkettle]

Come play with me in this space. It’s fun- I promise. This is how I make friends on the internet.

The Endless Scroll requires fuel

The Dopamine Machine needs mutuals

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 25

[viagginterstellari]

Waiting the wave - Ipanema, Rio de Janeiro, 2023

[ozempicofficial]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[brightlotusmoon]

Neurodiverse Holistics

Today's Affirmation: "I am allowed to build external systems instead of trying to force internal ones." Trying to force yourself to do some

Today's Affirmation:

"I am allowed to build external systems instead of trying to force internal ones."

Trying to force yourself to do something outside of your nature can be incredibly difficult, especially with a neurospicy brain.

And even more especially when you're trying to force yourself to do something from a place of, "I should," "I have to," or if it's coming from a place of anxiety or fear.

Much more effective than this is to build external systems instead of the repeated, "Why can't I make myself do this? I failed again," mindset.

The truth is probably not that you failed; it's more likely that you've just found another way that doesn't work.

That's called experimentation.

Think of it as if you're a scientist.

You are allowed to experiment to find what works for you and what doesn't.

And learning what doesn't work is vital information - NOT failure.

If alarms don't work for you because, like me, you simply dismiss them and forgot they went off, maybe a timer system would work better for you personally.

Something like, "Ok, I have to do dishes - set a 20 min timer and get what I can done in that time, then move on."

It works with taking breaks, too. "I need a break before my next task. I'll set a 15 min timer and go from there."

These are just examples, but you can adjust your external systems to be anything that works for you, even if it seems silly to others.

And actually, SILLY IS GREAT!

If it's fun or in any way entertaining, that makes you more likely to follow through with it, right?

It gamifies it, and that works magic for us NDs!

Not only that, but it brings out our inner children.

It reminds us that we are allowed to play within our lives.

Play brings joy and reminds us what life is really about.

And if it helps you to accumulate more check marks on your to-do list, even better!

So get silly, experiment, and always remember to just Be.YOU.tiful!💜

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[istandonsnowpiles]

I think we’re actually right about this thing and we should do it with more things

[monocromatia]

[amaliamillions]

Whatever o clock

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[pawthorn]

Really hate that most people don’t understand the difference between “self-expression” and “artistic-expression.”

I say this as someone who sells pottery, and many people who see my art assume I am using art as an outlet to “express myself.”

I am not.

I use art to challenge myself. A lot of what I do is the equivalent of doing a hard sudoko or a half marathon, answering the question of “can I do this?”

I use art to question things and explore ideas. Finding physical synthesis between concepts and working out a design to its end state.

I use art to make money. I make some things just because I suspect they’ll sell well, and I keep making them when they do.

This idea that an artist is “putting themselves out there” every time they create is not only stupid, but harmful, and it kills critique and analysis.

Yes every creative work is influenced by its creator, but the most preliminary step of analysis is to define the purpose of a work of art (functional, narrative, entertainment, persuasive, decorative, ceremonial, etc.) and a vanishingly small percentage of that is self-expression. Even then, it’s generally tied to the self’s relationship with something else—perception, society, etc.

It’s very tiresome to have people assume they know you because they like (or dislike) your art, to make assumptions about who you are and how you approach the world. It’s nothing new— people called the Impressionists insane and the Fauvists degenerate. And now people are expected to hand out their identities and traumas to prove they have the right to explore certain subjects.

But to actually understand art, you have to contextualize it beyond assuming it’s just what the artist felt like making at the moment and it’s somehow coming from their deepest soul, or you’ll badly misinterpret most art you come across.

[teaboot]

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

[teaboot]

Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

[dor-min]

I guess that makes you a Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)

[teaboot]

*finger guns*

[trekinist]

> The Stalker says he can take me to the Zone

> I ask if the Zone is creepy or wet

> He doesn't understand

> I light a cigarette and make my speech about what constitutes something being creepy or wet

> He does not laugh and says "The Zone demands respect"

> it's creepy AND wet

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[marzipanandminutiae]

(That commenter's blog header is calling anyone who doesn't agree with their conspiracy theory stringboard about Taylor Swift being secretly gay "heteronormative" and claiming that they don't know queer history and culture. So. That's what we're working with here)

[brightlotusmoon]

[kavaga]

they have an avatar gif of azula in their bio addressing the fact that they’re a copypasta

the rest of the pinned bio is also insane btw

[brightlotusmoon]

Wait. Are they doing a bit? Is it a gag blog? Are we being fooled? Should I go look?

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[creatures-in-posts]

this creature is you