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@mama--crow
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mama—crow:
Soon enough, Misa had stopped pinching her father’s cheeks. Moving a hand up, Saruhiko rubbed at the left side of his face, wincing slightly. Despite the fact that she may have been so little, those pinches of hers definitely hurt. Then again, this was to be expected of being a parent. Your children would do things like this to you from the start. So you really couldn’t blame them for anything at the moment. Once they were older, they would be taught the differences between what is right and wrong.
Just when he least expected it, Misa leaned over and slid his glasses back onto his face…Well. Tried to. They were a bit crooked. Glancing down at her, Saru gave her a small smile before fixing them properly, patting her on the head gently.
"Thank you, sweetie…Now you see why Daddy needs those?"
Misa just smiled in return, not being able to give him a proper reply nor understand speech. She did know her limits though and would never grab hold of his glasses for too long. At least Mr. Whiskers was still there to play with and her brother too of course. Though Shin preferred to stay around his mommy, his sister was the second best thing and they played often when Misaki's out to do the grocery shopping.
Talking about shopping, the kids could really use some new clothing soon. They got a lot as presents but at this age they just grow so quickly. The brunette had zero fashion sense though so that might cause some problems. Saruhiko would probably have to pick out Misa's clothing unless he doesn't mind if people can't tell which gender she is.
"You think we can drop by some stores this afternoon? I think the kids need some new clothing, I'll take care of Shin's oufits but could you do Misa's? Not really an expert on feminine clothing, if you let me chose, she'll end up with the same style as me."
Here is your daily (annoying) newsreporter saying, ignore anon's insensitivity and that I hope life is doing you well. :)
[ Thanks. It's okay, I'll just ignore it. ]
//Omg.... O_O That anon. O_O =Hugs tight.=
[ -huggles- Thank you ; w ; I'll be fine. ]
Hey. Hey anon. You should really stop harassing her over the speed of her replies. She's a roleplayer, not a slave. She doesn't live on tumblr, or roleplay just for your satisfaction. She's free to have a life outside of tumblr. And she can't control things like losing internet in her area either. So back the fuck off. She's not here to entertain you. She's here to have fun herself. So yeah. Fuck. Off. And leave this precious mun alone.
[ Thanks ; w ; It's okay though, I don't really care about it all that much. It's just annoying because all this pressure sort of makes me lose my motivation. ]
This blog is really slow, disappointed with the parents!au
[ How about you stop being a coward and show me your face first. It's easy to say those things on anon.
Though I do have a feeling I know who this is. Again, didn't have internet yesterday so I couldn't get on. We only have one thread going at the moment, I'll reply as soon as I see the newest post from Sapphire mun. ]
Can you just? Reply faster like old times? ....or you're lazy to do the parents!au. For me, i love you guys when you're still sapphireseduction and skating-and-skirts ...you reply faster and lively /it was fun too/ , but now...you broke my heart
[ Well too bad for you then. Can you also consider that you sometimes have a life outside tumblr too?
First off : me and Sapphire have different time zones. It's usually around 4-5 pm my time when she comes online. We both have multiple blogs too and switch around somewhat.
Secondly : I would have replied yesterday if I HAD INTERNET. There was a problem with the connection for our whole street and I just couldn't get on tumblr in general. ]
mama—crow:
He figured that Misaki would probably be hungry herself when she got up, so Saruhiko took it upon himself to prepare some dinner for the two of them. She was definitely going to need all the energy she could get.
The bluenette then poked his head out of the kitchen for a few moments to check on his wife and the kids. Misaki was fast asleep on the couch with Shin upon her back, playing around with her hair. Feeling a small tug against one of his pant legs, Saruhiko glanced down to find Misa sitting right at his feet, staring up at him. Likewise with Shin, she really couldn’t be away from her father for that long. Leaning down, he scooped the girl into his arms, letting out a soft sigh.
"You came all this way looking for Daddy, huh~? You even brought along Mr. Whis-…" And there went his glasses once again. Chuckling softly, he walked over into the living room and sat down in a chair with Misa in his arms, playing a little game with her in an attempt to get his glasses back. The little girl then reached for her father’s face, starting to pinch his cheeks.
"O-Ow…Misa, don’t do that now, that hurts…"
Their daughter didn't stop yet, instead she stretched his cheeks a bit father while laughing out loud. Somehow she had taken a liking to teasing her daddy like this, must be something she got from him. Just like Saruhiko used to tease Misaki when they were younger-- karma is a fearsome thing.
Meanwhile the brunette slowly began to wake up, feeling a small weight on her back. Rubbing in one eye, she slowly turned her head to turn out face in face with a smiling Shin. He clapped in his hands, happy to see his mother awake, now she'd be able to give him attention again. The infant wrapped her arms around her neck, nuzzling his cheek agains hers.
"Ahaha, hello there Shin. Are you happy to see me awake?"
She pinched his chubby little cheek before sitting up straight with the boy in her arms. At the same time Saruhiko was still trying to retrieve his glasses from Misa but she wasn't having any of that.
<"Gwaah--!">
Both parents were completely clue less as what the meaning of this word was but their daughter often used it to express displeasure. To be honest, it was pretty much the only sound she made except for a bit of laughing here and there. Shin hadn't really spoke much, just regular baby sounds but both of them could agree that his first word was going to be 'mama'
Misaki fell asleep on the couch, exhausted from having to wake up every night to feed the twins every three hours. Shin was laying on her back, softly tugging onto her chestnut locks to try and wake his mommy up.
Misa didn't seem to care much, she just continued to crawl around while dragging her cat plushie along. The baby girl wondered where her daddy had gone and more importantly-- his glasses. It's been awhile since she got to play with those.
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You're rarely on in here .....you broke my heart. I thought you're going to rp lots of parents au....
[ I'm waiting for a reply from Sapphire mun on our ongoing thread. We have different timezones too so there's not much to do on here in the meantime. ]
"Indeed, indeed. At the very least, everybody was nice enough to get us things we needed for the twins. I was rather surprised to see my own clan supporting our cause as well. But…I’m very thankful for them anywa-…" He was cut mid sentence as Misa had ended up snatching his glasses when he wasn’t paying attention…Again. Glancing down at his little baby girl, he gave her a sweet smile before gently poking her on the tip of her nose, carefully taking the glasses back.
"Now now Misa, Daddy needs those to see, ne~? They’re not food, silly~" The girl then started to suck at her thumb once more. Usually whenever she did that, it was a sign that she was hungry.
"Ah…Misaki? I think she wants some milk now. Could you feed her~?"
Now it was becoming a bit of a challenge, she would have to feed Misa while at the same time carrying the sleeping Shin. The boy just had his milk half an hour ago so that wasn't the problem. It would be handy to put him in his crib for a while but she doubted that would work without a lot of crying and protesting.
The brunette sat down on the couch, pulling down part of her tank top and bra at the same time. Misa reacted right away, stretching out her arms while starting to whimper slightly. Misaki quickly brought her closer, letting the girl drink.
"I'll try, hopefully Shin won't wake up in the middle of it. I need him to stay calm now. Could you try to hold him for a while? Now that he's asleep it might actually work."
mama—crow:
"I’m sure that she’ll come to love the dogs too when she’s a bit older. As much as another pet sounds lovely, I think that it would only add to the chaos we have to deal with already on a daily basis here in this house. I mean, we’ve already got these two little bundles of joy here to care for along with those silly dogs." He chuckled, glancing around the room for a few moments.
It had been a few months ever since the couple had moved into their new home. Despite the fact that setting up everything wasn’t easy to begin with, they had managed to do it all in time before the twins had arrived. Saruhiko recalled having a bit of an argument with Misaki over what color the nursery for the twins should have been painted. In the end, they came to a decision that purple would be best, considering the fact that it was just red and blue mixed together. Also, it also symbolized their unification with one another.
He did have a point, their family was already quite big and right now there wasn't room for any more pets. The puppies had just started to mature a little and were fully potty trained now but the two babies gave them new troubles. Especially the nights were rough, they had to get up every two or three hours to feed them and change the diapers. Saruhiko usually did the latter since he couldn't actually help with the first task, at least not till they started drinking milk from bottles.
To be honest, the brunette didn't expect it to be this hard. Especially since they were still young, one infant would have been a challenge but two is just borderline too much from time to time. Fortunately she gets a lot of support from Saruhiko, he even managed to take a few days off from work so they can be together the first week. After that she'll have to manage everything on her own during the day.
"Oh! That reminds me, we still have quite a lot of presents to unpack. I never expected every member from HOMRA to buy something on top of the big gift from all of them together. It'll help us get started though. Toys aren't cheap these days and neither are diapers."
Misa eventually redirected her attention to the cat plushie sitting on her father’s lap. With a small smile, he picked it up and handed it to the child, placing a small kiss upon her forehead as he continued to rock back and forth in the chair with her in his arms. Ever since she was given the stuffed toy, Misa had grown rather found of it.
"She really seems to like the cat plushie, doesn’t she…?" He laughed softly, looking back over at Misaki and Shin, who was clinging onto his mother rather tightly.
"I wonder why...hopefully she'll get along well with Hachi and Nana too. If Misa turns out to be a complete cat person we might have a problem."
The babies hadn't had all too much contact with the pups yet since Misaki preferred to keep them seperated for the time being. Young dogs can be quite wild after all and until Shin and Misa grow a bit older, it might be dangerous to let them play together.
"I wish Shin had a toy like that, it seems all he wants to do is nuzzle against my chest all day." she said, laughing slightly while looking down at her son who had fallen asleep against her body. Placing him into the crib now wouldn't work, he'd wake up immediately and start to throw a tantrum until his mother picks him up again.
Congrats on being a mommy. Hope the kids aren't being a handful and wouldn't into little devils.
"Thanks. It isn't easy but I'm enjoying every minute of it. Shin and Misa are cuties after all."