Tubbo's my best friend and my husband. it's a platonic marriage, so it's nothing romantic. We have an adopted zombie piglin son we named Micheal. Tubbo spotted him while we were in the nether one day. we made sure he'd stay safe then went and got him on valentines day.
I live mainly with my friends Philza and Technoblade. since L'Manberg got blown up, Phil invited me to their base up in a snow biome and I have a little house there now. Tubbo stays with Micheal in snowchester, mainly because he's the president of snowchester and Techno isn't exactly a fan of the government.
*Ranboo picks up a cookie and eats it
Philza's kind of interesting, when he first joined, there was a lot happening. L'Manberg was just taken back from Schlatt. Tubbo was declared president and Techno didn't like that so he ended up taking one of Tubbo's three lives and then Wilbur blew up L'Manberg and forced Philza to kill him, which... I'm pretty sure Phil gets nightmares because Wilbur was one of his sons, y'know? Tubbo and Tommy are Phils other kids. Wilbur was the only biological one though, Tommy was just found at some point I think and Tubbo was just found in a box somewhere.
Techno's got a lot of issues. he's a full on anarchist, so he doesn't like the government at all and he's been betrayed about a dozen times so he's hurt. he blew up L'Manberg for the last time, to the point where they couldn't build it back. Techno was also almost executed once, by the butcher army, which... something I'm not proud of. I'm glad he got away though, he's one of my friends.
As for how I got here? I have no idea. I have serious sleep-walking problems so I ended up like, just outside some really big glass building. I was just inside a gate, I woke up because it slammed on my tail. I didn't know what happened at all, so I just kind of threw an ender pearl over the wall and ended up a few blocks away from here. and then I just wandered around until you found me
*Ranboo looked at the tea sadly.
Sorry, but uhh, Enderman are pretty allergic to water, and I got that bit from them, so I won't be able to drink the tea. Sorry... and I swear I'm not evil or anything, I just realized how some of that sounded and uh, yikes. anyways, you don't need to worry about all the murder that goes on in my world, we all have three lives, so we're good until we lose our last, but I mean, if the technically homeless teletubby decides we're worth something to him, he could always bring us back like he did Tommy. but let's just hope it doesn't get to that.