LA Born Portland Raised

Geeky, Nerdy Sneakerhead and Expert Baker. Oregon.

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Current mood.

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You know who I feel bad for? Allie Long.

Waited all this time to really be a part of the USWNT, and they're bounced in the quarters.

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I bet they're gonna say they shot Charles Kinsey for obstructing traffic.

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My hope is that one day the servers will be fine during the day and I can play Pokemon Go when it's light out, and not get mugged at night by a Poke Stop.

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Off by six years, but so what? SLAM had it first.

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After months and months of anticipation, this is how I spent my first 24 hours on Pokemon Go.

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Siri, are you for real?!

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Prince Rhaegar loved his Lyanna and thousands dies for it… <3

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In my circle, I feel like the only one who’s convinced Rhaegar and Lyanna were the Romeo and Juliet of this world.

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Google can finally fix this and stop looking foolish now.

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By all indications, Season 7 is gonna be insane.

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This is everybody who works in an office.

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Why do people constantly pick Minnesota to finish ahead of Portland. Vegas, come on now. It's been going on like five years now. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

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Only people happy about this are the losers, like the dummies on local sports radio, who don't like Blazers broadcasts because they're too "home-y". Isn't that the point?