Mama Goth

I shall raise my gothlings well

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[flowersonmymind1016]

[icedsilver]

[ilex-merciae]

[wukodork]

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

[fifiibibii]

mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake 🥺 i love when small businesses send free gifts

[fifiibibii]

[awritersrejections]

UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"

[fifiibibii]

how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.

[et103]

Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU

[fifiibibii]

so you hate women ???!!?!

[nyaahilism]

[fifiibibii]

he looks so fertile and weak

[fifiibibii]

who said that

[ratt-teeth]

get back here and face what youve done

[fifiibibii]

[void-ink-studios]

This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.

[fifiibibii]

i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so fucked up that halloweens on monday. thats a friday kind of holiday

[willabee]

observing shredded cheddar

[kittyit]

I'm making myself sick over this

[wifehaver103947]

[icantswim-03]

So I made another one

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and the onion [1/???]

[puckinginsane]

[mitchmarner]

[imposterogers]

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

[kushblazer666]

[caspercryptid]

Hey mutuals friendly reminder that

• I am drowning

• there is no sign of land

• you are coming down with me

• hand in unlovable hand

[caspercryptid]

I can't continue the bit I've decided I want to be loved now

[ephemeralhorror]

optimizing your lack of gender so that no matter who likes you it makes them gay

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[teex]

[thundergrace]

This was very lovely to wake up to. It's completely legit, in the replies people posted videos and pictures of the 'walk for El Vaquita', the fake protest to get El Vaquita desperately needed medical attention.

The comments in the tweet lead to celebration of a another Chilean comrade doggo named Negro Matapacos. And this is exactly the kind of education I want this month.

The Cop-Attacking Chilean Dog Who Became a Worldwide Symbol of Protest

The recent uprising in Chile is full of references to the beloved Negro Matapacos, who accompanied protesters for many years. As his legend

[transwarlock]

I love him. also

same energy

[heathyr]

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

[heathyr]

[heathyr]

ha ha watch this i’m going to demonstrate my point

[peitalo]

obsessed with saying “both. love wins” when asked to make a decision between two things…it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly