cat girl chaos

𓏲ָ𓄼 Vera ⨾ fate's favorite fuck-up ⨾ was dunkindeezdonuts but remade after Twitter absence ♆ claws out for the capitalist class ⛓ teeth bared for the establishment { she/her ༘༊

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[depsidase]

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[walk-up-songs]

A forever banger from da share zone

[oneheadtoanother]

[trismeowgistus]

I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

[epilepticsaints]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

Who the fuck says "facebook it"

[superjustaguyblog]

The girl CIA Agent reading this <3

[allegedly-human]

70 retweets and 1628 quote tweets... I don't think the federal agent is having a good time

I don’t throw shade I cast eclipses

[assgod]

post so ancient the profile pic faded

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[microwaveabl]

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

[snowy-icarus]

because have you seen the economy and society lately

[throathole]

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[threeninesfine]

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[animepopheart]

★ 【ENOCH】 「 とらドラ! 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow our YT interview show!

[chemsexholmes]

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

[prokopetz]

Penis humiliation BDSM scene where the stuff the dom calls the sub's penis gradually becomes increasingly politically charged, until by the end the sub's penis is being accused of collaborating with counterrevolutionary forces and ordered to give up the names of its co-conspirators.

[apricops]

Demanding to know where your penis was on November 22, 1963.

[inzergue]

my favorite mii so far

[inzergue]

patch notes

turned on glow effect and adjusted color palette of body to compensate

modeled window and menubar ui more specifically after MacOS 8.6, including the rainbow apple logo

added subtle pattern to desktop wallpaper

added trash can to desktop

added "iMac" label to body

gifted her a pet CD-ROM

[lesbianshepard]

crazy how I keep seeing this skit posted. Really makes you think.

[dittography-direwolf]

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[hitmyvape]

you gotta listen to this new band from philadelphia they’re called “the name of this band is two dogs kissing” and they put reverb AND distortion on their guitars

[hitmyvape]

everyone saying “this is car seat headrest” car seat headrest isn’t from philadelphia he’s not even american. he’s from furaffinity.