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@mamaodeeznuts
we STAY winning out here!!!! a princess and the frog MUSICAL series????? i am finally being FED
no one talk to me. i am in mourning. no one even look at me. this is a tragedy. pour one out for our fallen PATF warrior
Tiana from 2009's Princess and the Frog was set to have her own long-form TV show, but this has now been pulled.
tiana just… walked down the street to the realtor with her coffee cans full of loose change, gator walking along with her, prince on her arm. absolutely insane amounts of aura. no one has ever done it like her
eudora’s house probably doesn’t have indoor plumbing so everyone pray for our boy naveen. mans fell in love, got frogged, and now he’s gotta use an outhouse. in new orleans. with no air conditioning
honestly imma need dr facilier to hook me up. I wanna be a frog so i don’t have to pay off my student loans. or worry about being a human woman in america
what exactly did lawrence get arrested for? identity theft? fraud? treason (he DID try and kill/usurp the crown prince of a nation. not that the cops know anything about that or would believe a word he said about facilier’s voodoo magic)? kidnapping? attempted murder? obviously from the viewer’s perspective it’s great that he gets packed into the paddy wagon and dragged off to jail, but in universe what are his actual charges? I don’t think “turned your boss into a frog and impersonated him in order to defraud and then murder the richest family in New Orleans and steal everybody’s souls” is an actual crime under Louisiana law(or one that could be prosecuted)
imagine your child randomly goes missing for an unclear amount of time along with a visiting member of the royal family and then they pop up completely unexplained at your house after literally dropping off the face of the earth for days (if not months/years???) and they have an alligator with them???? and they’re just like “oh yeah so I’m getting married to this CROWN PRINCE that you’ve never met in your entire life also i got the money for my restaurant now and i had it before i went missing hope no one bought the old mill while i was gone lol” and through it all, it’s prohibition. so you can’t even drink to handle this nonsense. Eudora is truly god’s bravest and strongest warrior because i think i would’ve lost my ever loving mind
honestly lottie and naveen would probably vibe so hard as friends once all the frog nonsense is over. you just know that man would love catching up on all the high society new orleans gossip, and lottie would love hearing him talk about all the wild things he saw other foreign dignitaries do or what other royals are really like. i could see them just yapping away anytime lottie comes to visit them.
naveen has to be the chillest most nonchalant guy in all of new orleans. he’s really just down to vibe through whatever nonsense is happening around him. tiana spends the movie losing her whole entire mind over everything that’s going on (being turned into a frog, suddenly being able to talk to animals, having the urge to eat bugs, et cetera) while naveen just. Does Not Care. the only time we see him as anything other than calm, cool, and collected is when he thinks he’s about to die or when it’s something concerning tiana (trying to propose to her, seeing his doppelgänger mid wedding to lottie, trying to get himself turned human so he can get tiana her dream restaurant). he’s just immediately down for whatever else happens. what kind of life did this dude lead to where being turned into a frog by a shadowy voodoo man was just no big thing to him? tiana is straight up screaming crying and throwing up the whole time and naveen is next to her like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just another tuesday afternoon for me. it be like that sometimes” and continuing on his merry little way. sir you have been turned into a FROG
dr facilier’s honestly one of the most idiotic Disney villains ever. like bro… what was your PLAN? like obviously he was going to kill big daddy labouff and snatch his fortune for himself, but… why exactly? what is his end goal? because after rewatching the movie, his plan is as follows:
Step one: froggify the real naveen
Step two: trick charlotte labouff into marrying the imposter naveen
Step three: kill big daddy
Step four: gain control of the labouff fortune
Step five:?????
Step six:????
Step idk: somehow run the whole city of new orleans (maybe steal souls for paying off the shadow friends? only if time)
and like…. why is he doing this? does anyone know? Is it related to his unexplained debt to the shadow demons? Is he just power hungry? does he hate the labouffs specifically or could it work with literally any rich family in New Orleans? this seems like so much work for such a poorly explained plan.
obviously they can’t actually kill naveen with the Slapstick Shenanigans, but like… bro gets bonked on the head so much. and have you ever seen a frog? they’re so easy to kill. like you can do that on accident. like that first whack with the book? man’s deceased. that bonk from mama odie’s stick? dead again. lottie bonks him with the book again? the dude has gone to the swamp afterlife three separate times. either that or he has the absolute worst concussion known to man. that man straight up has instantaneous CTE
so nice to see you posting here again! I missed you ❤️❤️❤️
aww thanks! i kind of hit a wall when it came to PATF content, so i took a break from it for a while to see if i could bring myself back to an era where i watched the movie for enjoyment and not because i wanted to make content out of it. Posts may be sporadic as i sort of get back into the swing of frog posting, but im glad to be back!
what do we actually know about dr facilier, really? like yeah he communes with shadow demons or whatever and wants money and to run the city of New Orleans, but…why? He doesn’t really have a confirmed backstory or any known reasons to do what he does. does big daddy la bouff even know him like that? do they have beef? why does facilier want the la bouff fortune specifically? (is he even a doctor or is that like a stage name?)
i think that princess and the frog is sort of perfectly tailored for a frame narrative or a “story within a story”. like the story could pretty easily be told through flashback (like the musical adaptation of the grinch, where an older max is telling the story of how the grinch stole Christmas, or how tangled is technically a story being told by eugene about his adventures). who could the narrator be? reasonably, it could be almost anyone in the narrative. it could be tiana and naveen telling the story to their kids. It could be lawrence in prison or on trial for his crimes trying to plead his innocence. It could be Lawrence trying to sell his story to a tabloid. It could be Ray or Evangeline or both
Where In The World Is Maldonia?
The queen wears a sari, implying that the maldonian royal family is from a culture closely related to india (the sari/saree is traditionally worn in nepal, sri lanka, bangladesh, pakistan, and india)
the name naveen is indian in origin, implying that naveen himself is indian
lawrence, naveen’s valet, is obviously British while naveen is not, implying at least some level of colonialism between england and maldonia or its neighbors (is maldonia a part of the commonwealth? is it near a part of the british empire? is Royal Family of Maldonia a ceremonial title and the king of england is really in charge of everything? is Lawrence there as a plot to destabilize the maldonian monarchy from the inside so that the british can swoop in and colonize it?)
The native language of maldonia is based on Italian, implying some proximity to Italy or at the very least to the boundaries of the ancient Roman Empire (as Italian, like the other romance languages, is derived from ancient latin).
Naveen also is fluent in both English and French, meaning that he had to have exposure to those languages during his time in maldonia (either through tutors or through coming across other English/French speakers in maldonia)
based on what we know about maldonia, it is simultaneously located somewhere near india (the queen’s saree, naveen’s name), close enough to england to have some level of contact between the countries (Lawrence’s accent and vastly different appearance from naveen and the royal family,) close enough to the location of the ancient roman empire to have a language derived from latin, close enough to English and French speaking countries/areas that naveen would have a reason to be fluent in those languages (why would he spend time learning a language that he would have little to no opportunity to use?) which means… a whole lot of nothing, exactly. We cannot definitively say where maldonia would most reasonably be located considering all known information about the country. it is most likely somewhere on the eurasian continent and that is the best i can do. disney please give me more Maldonia Lore to work with
as a girlie who just got back from new orleans, i know my man naveen was having all sorts of Tummy Issues once he got back to eating human food after all that frog nonsense. like he went from eating whatever rich people food in maldonia is, to eating boat food for however long it took to sail from maldonia to new orleans, then he Got Froggified on day one in new orleans before he got to eat anything. He spent an unspecified amount of time as a frog, eating swamp gumbo and bugs and god knows what else, and then he just… what? went straight on to eating jambalaya and etouffee and po boys and beignets? with no adjustment period? lord help that man because indoor plumbing wouldn’t be standardized and mandated in residential homes in the United States until the 1930s/40s so there is no guarantee that tiana and eudora’s house or wherever he ended up staying had a toilet
so like… are tiana and naveen still able to understand louis post defrogification or are they just besties with a literal gator who communicates through gator noises and gator noises only
Why does frog naveen have teeth. why does he have teeth. WHY DOES HE HAVE TEETH. FROG TIANA DOESNT HAVE TEETH SO WHY DOES HE????