Who Cares

I'm Jessica, 20. Enjoy this little taste of me (each slice of the grapefruit is a link!) If you are closed minded or care what other people do with their lives get out my blog. If you think asexuals don't belong in the LGBT+ community get out my blog.

[art--woonz]

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[toastbutteregg]

this is amazing I’m so thankful it didn’t end up with anyone dying or else I’d cry myself to sleep

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[nyussz]

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

i support all women in jail who killed their abusive boyfriend/husband.

[neverthere12345]

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

[bellaxiao]

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[verfalne]

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

[animationsource]

I can’t explain it but she’s slipping.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[fierzz]

you know he’s dead

[britneylindsayparis-blog]

This is too good

[lindsaychrist]

i would kill somebody if they did this to me and if i went to court the judge wouldnt convict me because they would probably do the same thing 

[catchymemes]

[finding-avalon]

Life

Self Love

Nature

Peace

Imagination

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[papaparah]

baby pokemon dragons i forgot i never posted here!! dragonair and dratini are my fave dragon type pokemons!!

[thenatsdorf]