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#LifeWithToddler #Momtrepreneur

[mammasfreespirit]

The New Cashier

Please keep in mind this is my local spot, they know me, I haven’t brought ID inside this place in forever. This guy is a new hire.

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Me: Can I have this and that #17?

Him: you got ID?

Me: *blank face* No

Him: *looks me up and down kind of funny* Birthday?

Me: *rattles off birthday*

Him: *looks me up and down again*

Me: Kelly Clarkson won the first American Idol.

Him: *whispering* Use to love that show.

He rang me up no problem.

😂😂

[belgiandad]

[mammasfreespirit]

iPhone tip:

If your on the home screen and swipe down from the middle you can “pull down” your handy search screen.

Here, Siri suggestions will inadvertently remind you that the guy you texted yesterday around this time never responded 😅

Single but no one wants to mingle🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[mammasfreespirit]

sn: aybevv

If you send me pictures of your crotch, I’ll block you.

[unbotheredmuse]

[mammasfreespirit]

Stop fucking asking me for favors.

I’m sick of that shit.

[mammasfreespirit]

Lust Over The Bridge

I knew I shouldn’t but I did.

Looking down at your lips on my skin knowing I shouldn’t be here.

I shouldn’t be on your couch.

My boyfriend would be so mad.

But I felt like a bad girl and you make my head spin.

And if felt so good to have you all over me again.

Your arms wrapped around my waist,

lips so good I couldn’t wait to taste.

Pull me down onto your lap,

fuck it,

I’ll deal with the aftermath.

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂

next mood: 🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄

[mammasfreespirit]

Changing at precisely 12:01

[mammasfreespirit]

[kyloorenz]

#when janet is us af

[mammasfreespirit]

I can’t wait to have you

I’ve loved you like forever

[autotrophe]

[flahwed]

[the-memedaddy]

[aestheticacadema]

when he remembers the small unimportant details about you

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

[mammasfreespirit]

Who wants me?🤷🏻‍♀️😅

[mammasfreespirit]

snap: aybevv