Otaku with a plan

Houshakuji Renge, Host Club Manager, and future wife of Ootori Kyouya~ (that last part is still up in the air, but anything is possible~!!!)

[rengehoushakuji]

how dare you say you're the official renge I'M the official renge. wtf ??????

there can only be one.

[managedthat-blog]

"Weekends are so nice to have off!! And after finals? Perfect!"

[scentoflosers]

            ”Oh, my most sincere apologies.”

      If she didn’t want to keep her mouth  S H U T,        then he’d just leave her to attend to the mess       alone.

[managedthat-blog]

What a douchebag... Renge didn't like this gaudy dishrag one bit. She puffs up a bit more, and steps closer to him, shoving her finger into his chest.

"I'll have you know that my last name is worth more than you could dream of, and I will be happy to report you to the police if you don't reign that sass in! I'm not going to let you treat me like some... some commoner!"

[talkfrenchytome]

RENGE HOUSHAKUJI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND KIND AND CHARMING AND TALENTED GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF EVERY PLANET AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

PASS IT ON.

[managedthat-blog]

Will do!! Thanks, Tamaki!

[scentoflosers]

                 ” —— yeaaah. my boys                  can get a bit .. L O U D.

                                                   how much to forget all about                                                    this? name your price. “

[managedthat-blog]

Huffing, Renge puffs up a tad, crossing her arms and scanning him up and down. And who does this fool think he is?

"What I'd name you can't afford. Besides, one of your 'boys' got rowdy with me!!"

"And I didn't like it one bit."

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[empathd-blog]

SEND ME A ✍ AND I’LL INTRODUCE YOU TO A MUSE THAT I'D LIKE TO RP AS.

[managedthat-blog]

surroundedbyhosts replied to your post:"Where’s Kyouya when I need someone to defend me...

Judo chop em!

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO JUDO CHOP!!!"

[managedthat-blog]

"Where's Kyouya when I need someone to defend me against these rapscallions. Or Mori!! Or Haruhi..."

[heliotropicdissonance-deactivat]

"My tank tops are totally functional. The top one is too thin to be on its own, and it’s built with two, so I wore a black one underneath. The contrast shows off my collarbones and my shoulders."

Check and point. The fashionista knew what he was talking about.

[pipitonpatrol]

"You could just go with wearing nothing."

Check and point. Kaoru knew what the people wanted.

[managedthat-blog]

Renge huffs, and fixes her bow in her hair. What a dumb reason.

"It just looks sloppy and excessive. Wouldn't one tank top with all three colours do the same thing aesthetically, but serve the purpose of summerwear better? It's like wearing three pairs of stockings to get the right colour you want. It's--"

She raises her finger, opening her mouth to counterpoint, but Kaoru has a better point...

"Well, he. Oh, geez."

[managedthat-blog]

Clearly, you need three bows to match their three tanktops.

"YOU ARE SO RIGHT."

[managedthat-blog]

"I love my bow more than I love most people. Legend has it that I was born with this bow in my hair... If it gets damaged, terrible things will happen to those who ruined it."

[heliotropicdissonance-deactivat]

"Now, Renge, no need to go and copy/paste shit on the internet to prove your point."

[managedthat-blog]

"Hey, did it prove it? I mean, everyone needs a copypasta in their life now and again, right?"

[heliotropicdissonance-deactivat]

"Not nearly as much as that egregious bow of yours, Otaku."

[pipitonpatrol]

"Right, though? You have no room to talk crap, Renge!"

[managedthat-blog]

"You know it wasn't meant as an insult!!!!! I just think that three tank tops is too many tank tops, and frankly, three defeats to purpose of a tank top at all!! Part of street fashion in functionality-- what is the function of two extra layers for a type of shirt that is meant to be worn in summer to relieve the heat?!?!?!"

"The comment about my bow was extremely unnecessary, and it's totally unfair that you tag teamed me!!! You two are totally out of line!!!"

[managedthat-blog]

[7:58:00 PM] Adam is a butt: Oh my god

[7:58:02 PM] Adam is a butt: did you really just

[7:58:03 PM] Adam is a butt: did you

[7:58:05 PM] Adam is a butt: fucking

[7:58:10 PM] Adam is a butt: the navy seals thing

[7:58:30 PM] *･ﾟ✧~porn couture hades~✧ﾟ･*: whAT ELS EWAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

[heliotropicdissonance-deactivat]

"Not nearly as much as that egregious bow of yours, Otaku."

[managedthat-blog]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

[pipitonpatrol]

"Well I think he looks stunning, thank you very much!"

[managedthat-blog]

"He's handsome, of course, but whAT IS THE POINT OF THREE TANK TOPS????"