dows anyone in worm amoke weed
there's a bio-tinker named blasto who smokes weed and grows botanical monsters
fucked up in brockton bay smoking tinker weed got me disassembling my TV and shit
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dows anyone in worm amoke weed
there's a bio-tinker named blasto who smokes weed and grows botanical monsters
fucked up in brockton bay smoking tinker weed got me disassembling my TV and shit
WORM ENJOYERS I HAVE A NEW PROPHECY I AM COMING DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN IGOTTHE TABLETS OFFROM GOD HE TOLD ME THE PROPHECY and he said he told me to ssay that AMY DALLON, yes, AMY DALLON (audience: boo we hate her) YES WE HATE HER (audience: hiss) THAT DETESTABLE WENCH THE WRETCH OF THE DEVIL WELL you know what she did she turned VICTORIA (audience: our angel) DALLON (audience: we love her so strong) INTO A CAR. (audience: no!) SHE TURNED HER INTO A CAR! AND THEN SHE DROVE HER AROUND THE FLOODED STREETS OF BROCKTON BAY CITY (audience: no! Say unto us that it was not so!) YEA, AND SHE DID.
NOW THINKNON THIS, TRULY TRULY I SAY UNTO YOU, THAT VILE BITCH, YES, FORGIVE MY LANGUAGE BUT I MUST BE CRASS FOR SHE IS NO CHILD OF G O D. I see you..yes you my CHILDREN i see how you speak of her when you think PROVIDENCE'S GLOWING eye isnt on you you WOOBIFY her yes DO NOT THINK HELL IS FULL YET. FOR DO YOU KNOW? WHAT SHE IS? (audience: what is she tell us you must tell us) DO YOU NOT KNOW? SHE IS ADOPTED (audience: hiss, hiss) TIS NOT THE BLOOD OF DALLONS IN HER OBSIDIAN CANALS SHE CALLS VEINS, OH HO, NO MY SWEET CANARIES (audience: just like in worm) AND SHEEP......... SHE IS THE CHILD-- NO, SPAWN OF ONE WE KNOW DAMNED, THE LAW-HATER VILLAIN. (audience: may we yet alight the pyre?) NAY NAY I SAY UNTO YOU. I ASK YOU PATIENCE, YET THAT SHE MAY STILL HAVE TIME TO PUT HERSELF UPON THE RACK AND LET US NOT SULLY OUR HANDS.........LET US PRAY
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO REITERATE THAT SHE LITERALLY TURNED HER SISTER INTO A CAR AND DROVE HER AROUND LIKE A CAR IN THE FLOODED DESERTED CITY AND YOU ARE LITERALLY POSTING ABOUT HER STILL?
it really just makes no sense that trickster has an arm for the entirety of worm. he was born to lose an arm
so looking from the perspective of like, a random mid-level prt cape in brockton bay ~2011, right. you know marquis and heartbreaker were both villains active semi-locally in the 90s with powers related to manipulating human biology. heartbreaker is known to have a lot of kids and there's no way marquis wasn't sexually active. marquis has a royalty-themed name and dressing style. heartbreaker's power doesn't apply to himself.
and there are also these two teen capes in town, regent and panacea, both of mysterious origin (regent just showed up out of nowhere and panacea is an adoptee whose powers clearly didn't bud off the dallons'), both with powers related to manipulating human biology. regent has a royalty-themed name and dressing style. panacea's power famously doesn't work on herself.
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like. regent was totally doing it on purpose right.
regent: knows and he's doing it on purpose. way cooler to let people think he's marquis's kid. won't admit it if you ask him directly though
panacea: someone makes the incorrect guess in front of her and she takes it as fact without asking the dallons. everything plays out exactly the same with her thinking she's doomed to be evil and hurting victoria but when she's like it's finally happened...i really am no better...i have to go face my true father... [starts trudging north] carol is like oh, marquis? and she's like who the fuck is marquis
marquis: some new inmate brings up his "son" and he bluescreens trying to figure out what they're talking about. when amy finally shows up he tentatively he/hims her
heartbreaker: hears that there's another awol heartbroken girl who's not cherie, does a headcount, and goes ah, jean-paul is un transvestite now? hm...freaque. and then goes back to making toddlers fight or whatever it is he does for fun
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the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object
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imagine being one of the random non-capes khepri grabbed. after scion dies you're just there with every cape ever despite being completely ordinary and was only used to like, carry some metal for the tinkers. do you get to wear the armband
assault and battery IS creepy and regressive but unfortunately its funny and it is kind of cute
"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw
krouse / cody fuck or die 10k words major character death
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Hey Legend, could you be any more fucking unsubtle. Oh hey, someone said the name of my secret shadow organization! let me spin my neck around 180 degrees and stare at them with like I got my hand caught in a cookie jar. fuck you pretentious douche you're barely even apart of cauldron stop acting like this shit. kill yourself. you should've died instead of hero
'leader of the triumvirate' you barely do any work because your so busy morally grandstanding. i hate you
Hey Legend, could you be any more fucking unsubtle. Oh hey, someone said the name of my secret shadow organization! let me spin my neck around 180 degrees and stare at them with like I got my hand caught in a cookie jar. fuck you pretentious douche you're barely even apart of cauldron stop acting like this shit. kill yourself. you should've died instead of hero
'leader of the triumvirate' you barely do any work because your so busy morally grandstanding. i hate you