I work in a library under the sea.

Reading is for winners! Also, please stop hitting me with your goddamn propellers.

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Look real close and you can see the hurricARRRRGHGHHHGH

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DEATH BY GLUTENS

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It's never too early to teach the kids about depression.

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This guy is a dick.

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Just don't create a giant mutant child that destroys the town.

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Oh man, do I miss the 80s.

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He's back ... and he's PISSED

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Know what I'm talkin' bout, poor kids? LOLZ

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So jealous of this Glamour Shot

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C'mon terrorists, it's time to step up your game.

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"Matt Damon"

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The story of when :( turns into :C

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Kids, you might want to avoid the Russian version of this.

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

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I get first dibs on all the hottest bookmarks.

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Sorry, Jews!