So you're my competition, hmm? Well, Miss Theodora, it would appear that I have finally met my match. Yeah, I can hardly believe it myself. I guess I just need to face facts. Apparently a beautiful woman, such as myself, just can't compete with you. Seems I don't appeal to my diaper baby boyfriend anymore. *shrugs*
I mean, it's pretty clear that he prefers humping you over me. I guess I'll just have to accept it and move on. Ugh, whatever, you two are perfect for each other, anyway. Guess I'll just back off then, I won't stand in your way any longer. I just want my baby to be happy, ya'know?
So, from now on, you two can be exclusive. Oh, what's that? Umm, did you hear something Theodora? Aww, yeah he's just babbling away down there, isn't he? So sweet of him, he's tying to object on our behalf. He's pleading that it's not true, how it's not that serious between you two. But the ruse is over. I won't stay blind to what's been happening right in my own home between you two. I can't keep ignoring the sings either. You must know that I always find his sticky little accidents? Who do you think changes his diapers around here? A Mommy like me has a keen sense of smell ya'know ? I can smell his cummies even when he's in a pee-pee diaper. Aww, what? Y'all thought you could cover up your little misdeeds? You thought drinking bottle after bottle, staying soggy all the time would mask the evidence once you're up on the table? Jokes on him I guess, that only helped to weaken his control. He's rarely ever dry for long these days. Pretty sure he can't help it anymore. Ha! Serves him right. Best place for a baby boyfriend is in diapers anyway, so it's fitting that he basically needs em now, eh?
Oh, no, don't you worry about me, I'll be just fine. Honestly, there's only so much a Huggy Humper like him can satisfy me anyway. I'm sure you know what I mean? But, hey, you don't seem too picky. You don't even seem to mind the smell of stale pee-pee, or that stinky bum of his. You're probably used to the smell of Es-Ee-Ex with my baby boyfriend by now, I never really could. Sure the smell of powder, and rash cream kinda gets me going now. But don't worry about me, I'll still have my fun when he's down for a nap and you're alone together. But, I won't soon miss the aroma of a used diaper humping up against me. You haven't complained so far. So, I guess it actually works out for both of us!
Shhh! Hush down there, baby boy. Not another word from you. I don't want to hear your whining or excuses now. You've proven one too many times that you'd rather unload in your diapers while taking advantage of poor Theodora, here. Oh, don't try and blame me now. You could have stopped. You're the one who kept on wearing and using the diapers. You could have easily just said 'No thank you, Mommy.' Well, yes, of course I would have blistered your ass if you tried getting out your diapers. I don't see how that's relevant, you knew the rules. No, no, I'm sorry. But you played along, and so did I. So it's not really all of my fault that you kept living as my baby and practically became one. You made your crib mister, so now, you'll lie in it.
Don't pout. We both know it's for the best. But, you want to know a little secret... I love watching the two of you on the monitor, those late nights, just crinkling away when you think no one's watching. *giggles*
Just promise me I'll get an invite to your wedding? Well, yeah, baby boy. You've done the deed, you have to make an honest bear out of Theodora here. Have a little integrity, baby, sheesh!
Now, let's get your diapee changed and ready for ni-ni's. You'll need your rest, you have a big day tomorrow. Aww, no, sorry baby it's tradition. Tonight you'll sleep in your crib alone. So, Theodora will sleep with me. Maybe I'll show her a few things. Ya'know, so she's ready for you on your wedding night, when the crib will be-a-rocking!
Just think, tomorrow you two will be official as Mr. & Mrs. Baby-Bear Soggy Bottom!
Humph! I'm so jealous, but it seems like true love. And I'm not some cheap a crib wrecker, ya'know! So, I'm sorry, but guess I'm off limits to you now, babe. But, don't worry, I'll still help with your diapee changes — yes baby, even your silly sticky ones. I won't tell her if you won't, it can be our little secret!
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