quackity

[manbergsvp]

intro --

manberg arc c!quackity ask / rp blog. i’m not cc!quackity, nor am i trying to impersonate him. please don’t ask anything incredibly weird- if you wouldn’t let the cc see it, don’t send it to me! my main is over at @calfboo , the pfp is by judeboogaloo  

tags --

#the fledglings -- any ask posts! 

#vice pres. speeches-- ic posts

#white house portraits-- any art or other things(uch as webweaves)

#flatty patty -- since manberg is a pretty dark time overall, this tag is a sorta catchall for darker topics! yes it is funny it’s for me

#oocquacks -- any ooc posts

[manbergsvp]

ooh, shit, i should probably get ready- yeah! this’ll be fucking great, this’ll be great.

[president-schlatt]

schlatt!! hiiiii babyyyy!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ how's work been? - @manbergsvice

Hey there, sweet cheeks ;)

Work's been the usual. I asked for Tubbo to get me a new pen and some paper, and he took way longer than usual. That fuckin' kid, man. I swear he's gonna drive me up a wall

[manbergsvp]

yeah? that’s better than bad, and he’s getting used to it, he’s getting used to it. are we still on for tonight?

[president-schlatt]

It is, it is. You’d think he’d have gotten used to it now, though. Aw, well, I’ll have a talk with him about it later 

And I am if you are

[manbergsvp]

hey, i can give him the talk, if you're busy.

lets goo- i'll meet you at, uh- five! yeah!

[president-schlatt]

schlatt!! hiiiii babyyyy!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ how's work been? - @manbergsvice

Hey there, sweet cheeks ;)

Work's been the usual. I asked for Tubbo to get me a new pen and some paper, and he took way longer than usual. That fuckin' kid, man. I swear he's gonna drive me up a wall

[manbergsvp]

yeah? that’s better than bad, and he’s getting used to it, he’s getting used to it. are we still on for tonight?

[manbergsnetherborn]

heeyy! hey, uh- sapnap, yeah? have you seen dream? - @manbergsvp

[@manbergsvp ]

Oh hey there Quackity! Yeah we uh-were actually hanging out together right now. Why,what's up? You need something?

[manbergsvp]

schlatt wanted him for some shit or another, i’m just the messenger boy- if you guys are busy, i’ll tell him to wait.

[manbergsnetherborn]

I bet he and schlatt go kiss and makeout in the cabinet. Nah we arent super busy,just in the nether collecting some blaze rods. We could head back into the overworld in a hot HOT second. You're a hell of messenger boy anyways hheha

[manbergsvp]

heeyy, man, that's my husband!

they probably do, they probably do. a hell of a messenger boy, huh? you think so? he's just fuckin, busy again- but i'm good at doing his dirty work! it beats paperwork.

[manbergsnetherborn]

Dirtywork,paperwork,it's all the same. Seems like a shitty job,more like a secretary or some shit rather than a husband or-or VP.

Is that what a vice president does? Just uh..errands?

[manbergsvp]

what? hehehahh- no! no, no, vice president does more than that, buddy. i do a lot of the big paperwork- like, half? i’d say? i oversee a lot of projects, i built the white house, and i do, basically any jobs schlatt can’t do! or is too busy to do. which is a lot more shit than you think. 

[manbergsnetherborn]

So like what a secretary does. You just kinda do the stuff a boss doesn't wanna do. Isn't that what that means? I mean I'm sure you do loads but uh,why can't schlatt do that stuff

[manbergsvp]

what? hehah- no! no, man, not what a secretary does. i have a little more power than that, tubbo’s secretary of state. and it’s a bit too much for one person, yeah? i’m like, a second president! to keep it from being too much. i just did this, the messaging shit, as a favor. just as a favor, i’mm- well i have fifteen minutes of lunch break left now!

[manbergsnetherborn]

heeyy! hey, uh- sapnap, yeah? have you seen dream? - @manbergsvp

[@manbergsvp ]

Oh hey there Quackity! Yeah we uh-were actually hanging out together right now. Why,what's up? You need something?

[manbergsvp]

schlatt wanted him for some shit or another, i’m just the messenger boy- if you guys are busy, i’ll tell him to wait.

[manbergsnetherborn]

I bet he and schlatt go kiss and makeout in the cabinet. Nah we arent super busy,just in the nether collecting some blaze rods. We could head back into the overworld in a hot HOT second. You're a hell of messenger boy anyways hheha

[manbergsvp]

heeyy, man, that's my husband!

they probably do, they probably do. a hell of a messenger boy, huh? you think so? he's just fuckin, busy again- but i'm good at doing his dirty work! it beats paperwork.

[manbergsnetherborn]

Dirtywork,paperwork,it's all the same. Seems like a shitty job,more like a secretary or some shit rather than a husband or-or VP.

Is that what a vice president does? Just uh..errands?

[manbergsvp]

what? hehehahh- no! no, no, vice president does more than that, buddy. i do a lot of the big paperwork- like, half? i’d say? i oversee a lot of projects, i built the white house, and i do, basically any jobs schlatt can’t do! or is too busy to do. which is a lot more shit than you think. 

[manbergsnetherborn]

heeyy! hey, uh- sapnap, yeah? have you seen dream? - @manbergsvp

[@manbergsvp ]

Oh hey there Quackity! Yeah we uh-were actually hanging out together right now. Why,what's up? You need something?

[manbergsvp]

schlatt wanted him for some shit or another, i’m just the messenger boy- if you guys are busy, i’ll tell him to wait.

[manbergsnetherborn]

I bet he and schlatt go kiss and makeout in the cabinet. Nah we arent super busy,just in the nether collecting some blaze rods. We could head back into the overworld in a hot HOT second. You're a hell of messenger boy anyways hheha

[manbergsvp]

heeyy, man, that's my husband!

they probably do, they probably do. a hell of a messenger boy, huh? you think so? he's just fuckin, busy again- but i'm good at doing his dirty work! it beats paperwork.

[manbergsnetherborn]

heeyy! hey, uh- sapnap, yeah? have you seen dream? - @manbergsvp

[@manbergsvp ]

Oh hey there Quackity! Yeah we uh-were actually hanging out together right now. Why,what's up? You need something?

[manbergsvp]

schlatt wanted him for some shit or another, i’m just the messenger boy- if you guys are busy, i’ll tell him to wait.

[manbergsvp]

hey q :) what's up? (@maskeddaydreamer)

dream, yeah- just busy! busy as a fucking bee, material gourl, all of that shit. how're you, man? how's it going?

[maskeddaydreams]

mah--HAh--material "gourl?" what does that even mean lmaoo

goin well. just checking in, y'know. figured i might as well. you, uh. you're not causing trouble are you? lol

[manbergsvp]

you wouldn’t understand dream, you just wouldn’t get it, and that’s okay! that’s okay, live your life buddy.

me? no, nah, never. why would i be causing trouble, man? manberg’s my country, ain’t it? 

[maskeddaydreams]

ohhhkay. whatever you say :)

is it your country? i thought--thought it's schlatt's. i mean, he's the one who won, right? he's the president. unless--unless i'm mistaken?

[manbergsvp]

i’m the one that got most of the votes, wasn’t i? sure, he’s got the title, but- hey! i’m the one that actually knows shit. 

[maskeddaydreams]

if you say so! :) i mean, it really does seem like schlatt's the--the guy in charge, but. i mean. i think you're a better leader anyway so. you're a smart guy, y'know. much smarter than he is anyway.

[manbergsvp]

yeah? of course i am- i mean, the guy’s smart! schlatt’s smart, don’t get me wrong, but he’s, ah- little too unconcerned with what other people think, for some people’s tastes. gotta get those views, yeah?

[maskeddaydreams]

i see what you mean, yeah. he--ha--maybe he's not the guy that should be in charge, y'know? i mean, you got most of the votes, so. if you--if you're um. hearing what i'm saying, i guess..

[manbergsvp]

i mean, hey! who says he’s going to be? 

[woolyeyed]

tubbo! tubbo, my man, my man! how's it been? schlatt's not been too hard on you, ey? - @manbergsvice

big q! heyy, hey, its been, its been going good. schlatt passed out i think, i had to clean his drool from the desk

[manbergsvp]

that’s good, man, that’s good! -did he? fucking gross- did he get home or do i need to go get ‘em? 

[woolyeyed]

i got it, i think, it was really gross though. i dont know how you put up withhim if he drools in his sleep

[manbergsvp]

young love, tubbo, young love. it does something to you! you push through even if you have to replace the pillow covers every single fucking day of your life <3 siigh

[woolyeyed]

if love means replacing pillow covers every day im never falling in love i think. youre insane

[manbergsvp]

love is insanity and shit, tubbo! the guy gets colds all the time, changing pillow covers’ no big deal! no big deal. 

[woolyeyed]

..is he ever going to get better?

[manbergsvp]

i, uh. 

honestly, tubbo? i don’t really think so. i don’t. all this shit he does, he’s jus’ trying to make it to next week the same as ever instead of trying for next year. maybe if he- 

but hey! hey, i’m working on it, we’ve got ponk, she hasn’t fucked off yet- and i don’t want to dump all that stuff on you, ay? be optimistic! and all that

[woolyeyed]

its, hah, its getting a lil hard. but- uh, i can try. ill, ill get his medicine from ponk. maybe he'll actually take it this time.

. is it bad to kinda wish he doesnt

[manbergsvp]

hey, if we both bother him! takes a lotta effort to yell at two different people at once, y’know?

...i wouldn’t say it’s good, to want someone to die- i can’t say that’s good, tubbo! i know he’s fucked up, he’s hurt your old friends, but he’s not all bad, is he? he’s trying. but, y’know, at the end of the day, good and bad just- doesn’t always matter. right? i don’t think you’re bad, kid. i don’t. 

but, maybe don’t go sharing that thought with anybody else. yeah?

[woolyeyed]

tubbo! tubbo, my man, my man! how's it been? schlatt's not been too hard on you, ey? - @manbergsvice

big q! heyy, hey, its been, its been going good. schlatt passed out i think, i had to clean his drool from the desk

[manbergsvp]

that’s good, man, that’s good! -did he? fucking gross- did he get home or do i need to go get ‘em? 

[woolyeyed]

i got it, i think, it was really gross though. i dont know how you put up withhim if he drools in his sleep

[manbergsvp]

young love, tubbo, young love. it does something to you! you push through even if you have to replace the pillow covers every single fucking day of your life <3 siigh

[woolyeyed]

if love means replacing pillow covers every day im never falling in love i think. youre insane

[manbergsvp]

love is insanity and shit, tubbo! the guy gets colds all the time, changing pillow covers’ no big deal! no big deal. 

[woolyeyed]

..is he ever going to get better?

[manbergsvp]

i, uh. 

honestly, tubbo? i don’t really think so. i don’t. all this shit he does, he’s jus’ trying to make it to next week the same as ever instead of trying for next year. maybe if he- 

but hey! hey, i’m working on it, we’ve got ponk, she hasn’t fucked off yet- and i don’t want to dump all that stuff on you, ay? be optimistic! and all that

[woolyeyed]

tubbo! tubbo, my man, my man! how's it been? schlatt's not been too hard on you, ey? - @manbergsvice

big q! heyy, hey, its been, its been going good. schlatt passed out i think, i had to clean his drool from the desk

[manbergsvp]

that’s good, man, that’s good! -did he? fucking gross- did he get home or do i need to go get ‘em? 

[woolyeyed]

i got it, i think, it was really gross though. i dont know how you put up withhim if he drools in his sleep

[manbergsvp]

young love, tubbo, young love. it does something to you! you push through even if you have to replace the pillow covers every single fucking day of your life <3 siigh

[woolyeyed]

if love means replacing pillow covers every day im never falling in love i think. youre insane

[manbergsvp]

love is insanity and shit, tubbo! the guy gets colds all the time, changing pillow covers’ no big deal! no big deal. 

[manbergsvp]

hey q :) what's up? (@maskeddaydreamer)

dream, yeah- just busy! busy as a fucking bee, material gourl, all of that shit. how're you, man? how's it going?

[maskeddaydreams]

mah--HAh--material "gourl?" what does that even mean lmaoo

goin well. just checking in, y'know. figured i might as well. you, uh. you're not causing trouble are you? lol

[manbergsvp]

you wouldn’t understand dream, you just wouldn’t get it, and that’s okay! that’s okay, live your life buddy.

me? no, nah, never. why would i be causing trouble, man? manberg’s my country, ain’t it? 

[maskeddaydreams]

ohhhkay. whatever you say :)

is it your country? i thought--thought it's schlatt's. i mean, he's the one who won, right? he's the president. unless--unless i'm mistaken?

[manbergsvp]

i’m the one that got most of the votes, wasn’t i? sure, he’s got the title, but- hey! i’m the one that actually knows shit. 

[maskeddaydreams]

if you say so! :) i mean, it really does seem like schlatt's the--the guy in charge, but. i mean. i think you're a better leader anyway so. you're a smart guy, y'know. much smarter than he is anyway.

[manbergsvp]

yeah? of course i am- i mean, the guy’s smart! schlatt’s smart, don’t get me wrong, but he’s, ah- little too unconcerned with what other people think, for some people’s tastes. gotta get those views, yeah?

[woolyeyed]

tubbo! tubbo, my man, my man! how's it been? schlatt's not been too hard on you, ey? - @manbergsvice

big q! heyy, hey, its been, its been going good. schlatt passed out i think, i had to clean his drool from the desk

[manbergsvp]

that’s good, man, that’s good! -did he? fucking gross- did he get home or do i need to go get ‘em? 

[woolyeyed]

i got it, i think, it was really gross though. i dont know how you put up withhim if he drools in his sleep

[manbergsvp]

young love, tubbo, young love. it does something to you! you push through even if you have to replace the pillow covers every single fucking day of your life <3 siigh

[manbergsvp]

hey q :) what's up? (@maskeddaydreamer)

dream, yeah- just busy! busy as a fucking bee, material gourl, all of that shit. how're you, man? how's it going?

[maskeddaydreams]

mah--HAh--material "gourl?" what does that even mean lmaoo

goin well. just checking in, y'know. figured i might as well. you, uh. you're not causing trouble are you? lol

[manbergsvp]

you wouldn’t understand dream, you just wouldn’t get it, and that’s okay! that’s okay, live your life buddy.

me? no, nah, never. why would i be causing trouble, man? manberg’s my country, ain’t it? 

[maskeddaydreams]

ohhhkay. whatever you say :)

is it your country? i thought--thought it's schlatt's. i mean, he's the one who won, right? he's the president. unless--unless i'm mistaken?

[manbergsvp]

i’m the one that got most of the votes, wasn’t i? sure, he’s got the title, but- hey! i’m the one that actually knows shit. 

[woolyeyed]

tubbo! tubbo, my man, my man! how's it been? schlatt's not been too hard on you, ey? - @manbergsvice

big q! heyy, hey, its been, its been going good. schlatt passed out i think, i had to clean his drool from the desk

[manbergsvp]

that’s good, man, that’s good! -did he? fucking gross- did he get home or do i need to go get ‘em? 

[manbergsvp]

hey q :) what's up? (@maskeddaydreamer)

dream, yeah- just busy! busy as a fucking bee, material gourl, all of that shit. how're you, man? how's it going?

[maskeddaydreams]

mah--HAh--material "gourl?" what does that even mean lmaoo

goin well. just checking in, y'know. figured i might as well. you, uh. you're not causing trouble are you? lol

[manbergsvp]

you wouldn’t understand dream, you just wouldn’t get it, and that’s okay! that’s okay, live your life buddy.

me? no, nah, never. why would i be causing trouble, man? manberg’s my country, ain’t it?