i'm a thirsty bitch

23. film nerd. one time ben thornewill made fun of me.

[archiemcphee]

[bovinebeauty]

Lavish

[gifsboom]

Little Duck Feeding The Fish.

[untexting]

this is amazing

[manbunenthusiast]

okay but...having someone cook for you or, better yet, making a meal together is hands down the best date idea thanks for coming to my ted talk

[lastoneout]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

[gondwana]

[yugirimistwalker]

roses are red

violets are blue

[manbunenthusiast]

told myself I was gonna stay guarded and protect my feelings but I am head over heels baby woohoo!!!

[manbunenthusiast]

boys are stupid but you know who’s stupider? me ya’ll

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[hajskaeg]

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[manbunenthusiast]

my favorite professor emailed me out of the blue when I was literally talking yesterday about how I was worried he had forgotten about me and akcidkebwjs that made my whole day

[gordons-moved]

My three remaining brain cells about to trigger a depressive cycle

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[lavenderfag-deactivated20250522]

[charlesoberonn]

We’re nearly halfway through 2018

[hellsite-yano]