Neurotic Mommy

I'm neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it! Being a single mother I tend to not have much of a life outside my child. So where else but the Internet can you feel like you're the most amazing person ever? Occasionally I will share things I post to my Instagram account but most posts are shared from the awesome people I follow here on tumblr or Pinterest. So sit back and enjoy the things I find amusing, because let's face it, I'm pretty amazing.

[confessionsofasw]

life’s just too short…  ❇

[sweetinnocentredhead]

🍃🌹🍃

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. 

[perkypetulantprincess78]

Infj

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[bloody-flowerrr]

[tracknumber06]

🔥💥🔥

[mymodernmet]

Starving Stray Dog Is Rescued and Taken to Pet-Friendly Restaurants All Over LA

[mandy81marie]

The look in my face at every meal

[mandy81marie]

Neurotic Mommy

Why was it ever called a dildo? That’s such a weird word. I’d rather call it a pseudo penis. That sounds like something that gets the job done.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[tracknumber06]

🔥💥🔥

[ruinedchildhood]

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

[nubbsgalore]

this atmospheric phenomenon is known as a circumhorizontal arc, which occurs when the sun is at least 58° above the horizon and the hexagonal ice crystals which form cirrus clouds become horizontally aligned.                     

(photos x, x, x, x, x, x, x. see also: more circumhorizontal arcs, asperatus clouds, mammatus clouds, polar stratospheric clouds and cloud iridescence)

[derpiana]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a parent of a toddler on Halloween makes me realize the amount of candy my parents must have stolen from me growing up.

[the-pizza-gallery]

[tracknumber06]

Let me just say right now that breakfast needs some more excitement.

[dsxsbx]

Finland

by: Juuso Hämäläinen

[tracknumber06]

🔥💥🔥

[mitten]

[tracknumber06]

🔥💥🔥

[mandy81marie]

This is why I go places to read

[travelnatureguru]

[tracknumber06]

🔥💥🔥

[cristalwords]

[ruinedchildhood]

“what would you like to order?”

Me: