vampire bimbo𓇻

❧ tragic girl ✩ 19 ✩ she⭒they

[darcymolloy]

[joe-spookyy]

yesterday i spent some amount of time looking at pictures of harry truman and dale cooper because i was looking for something. whole time i kept sighing and shaking my head because they look at each other with such a deeply enamored look in their eyes and it’s disgusting to me. so here are some of those pictures.

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[candidcompanion00]

"Kill me again. Show me the only way you know how to love," is genuinely such a crazy line and never fails to make me stop in my tracks, no matter how many times I rewatch.

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[valtsv]

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

[dyketennant]

twin peaks is unreal. agent cooper will say something absolutely off the fucking cuff like “now, this is very important: in my dream last night, there was a man with three glasses of water, and when one of the glasses of water broke, the water didn’t spill, it just stayed there, stuck in midair. that’s how i know james couldn’t have done it. now, this is something that’s been really troubling me: at the end of the dream he gave me a slice of rhubarb pie, and man, have i been craving it all morning since! do you know where in town i could get something like that?” and meanwhile sherrif truman is literally twirling his hair and kicking his feet like “teehee whatever you say dale! 🥰 you always have the best ideas <333”

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[maneaterm1m1]

"yeahh well do you know what happens when u stimulate the prostate with a cattle prod? hannibal does 👍🏼😏"

uhh yeah i bet... i bet he does ... duh 🙄

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

I'm learning a lot on the internet

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[vatilu]

my favorites forever <3

without texture stuff

[maneaterm1m1]

i highkey give up on tagging stuff bro i cba (lying)

[maneaterm1m1]

i just finished hannibal and i feel weak in the knees about it

p.s. i promise i am coming home i am returning to the blog