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ya-el | 21 | any pronouns | @omtaisart im not british i just live here. Yes I’ve cleaned my charging port. No Ben and Jerry have not replied

[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

[gondwana]

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[aflo]

trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

[omtai]

I can take you to the first second turd floor

[sanctus-ingenium]

Victorious

[eroscestlavie]

That shit with sam reid doing an entire concert in character as Lestat is so crazy

[eroscestlavie]

i literally never want to see an actor put out a bullshit album of johnny cash covers or whatever you either do this or nothing

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[omtai]

We are Charlie twerk

[omtai]

In bidens America everyone is from New Jersey

[omtai]

Do you want the mouse war

[omtai]

Do you want the mouse boar

[omtai]

Do you want the house boar

[omtai]

I’m subpeona carpentar and you’re watching law and order

[omtai]

Subpeona carpenter her if she was a lawyer

[omtai]

Do you want the mouse tour

[omtai]

Walking to and from work is an infinite free transport hack because 1. It’s free to walk and 2. If you say you’re walking to your coworkers that have cars they will be guilted into giving you a ride