Product Placement
noise dept.
ellievsbear
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NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Xuebing Du
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Discoholic 🪩
pixel skylines
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
@theartofmadeline
seen from Uzbekistan
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seen from United Kingdom
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@manlyanimefanman
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Amazing app
I just want to get dicked down again =/
5/5 5 year anniversary
i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house
is this the episode where he lost his house
I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years
TIL a married father in France went to the hospital complaining of a 2 week history of mild leg weakness, only to find out he lived his whole life with 90% of his brain missing
via reddit.com
typical of frenchmen I fear
dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird
I really would like this to work out for you
umineko
do you promise
TUMBLR, HELP.
Someone needs to photoshop Nibelheim burning behind this eerily Sephiroth-like dog.
[ONE WINGED BORK INTENSIFIES]
i feel a sense of loss when i see polls with closed results that i disagree with as if my single vote could have swayed things by 27% if i'd gotten it in soon enough
had a nightmare where i got shot in the head after being forced to play fucked up hide and seek with an assassin for hours but instead of being scared or upset i was just so angry that i screamed myself awake with sheer frothing rage and hate
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP
Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I'm off to teach dolphins how to war.
ants already know both of those things
who do you think taught me?
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
