You like wood too? Har Har!

Howdy! Let's chat!

[mannequin-mark]

Intro

Hi! this is a Mannequin Mark rp blog. This blog is run by me, @dinofur, and follows my version of mark. Please refer to this post regarding important information for this blog

Info for Asks

I'm fine with NSFW asks — I'm an adult, I can handle it. That being said, I will not answer asks that are explicitly sexual.

I will delete asks that treat real life as if it affects the Regretevator universe, such as asking Mark about real life politics.

That being said, topics such as in-universe racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and ableism may come up.

I will delete any asks that involve the killing, abuse, or torture of bees or wasps. For that matter, I will delete any that mention the torture or abuse of any insect.

You can ask me about about stuff, like headcanons, just please make it clear that you're talking to me and not Mark.

You can send asks in character! This is a roleplay blog, after all.

Text Guide

Text formatted like this is Mark speaking in character. He's typing like it's an actual Tumblr blog he's running.

[Text formatted like this are descriptions of something happening, usually something Mark is doing.]

((Text formatted like this is ooc discussion from me.

Lore

This is post-divorce, set during Regretevator, and Lampert is not Mark's son. I will delete any ask that refers to Lampert as his son.

General headcanons of Mark can be found in this post, but any extras that I share here will be under the #headcanons tag.

Connected Blogs (Run by others)

If you would like to be connected as well, just dm me and ask!

@gnarpian-general (Same canon) @walltersreflections (Connected Wallter) @wallter-greystuff-enjoyer (Connected Wallter) @wallterwall (Connected Wallter)

[mannequin-mark]

waller

Eugh. Don't ya' got anythin' better ta' do then shove this in m' face? An' with that scarf too...

[mannequin-mark]

rip to my avatar based off you (roblox deleted the body model i used 💔)

WOWEE, that sure is a handsome devil! That arm band's real fun too!

Maybe I should start wearin' gloves when I work...

[mannequin-mark]

Yo I just tried the mark mouthmelter this is fire don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Gosh, I didn't know folks knew about that! Most folks can't handle it, heh.

[mannequin-mark]

i want you

Well well, maybe if ya' ask nicely I'll let ya' have a chance, HAR HAR!

[wallter-greystuff-enjoyer]

Jeez, yer standards dropped THIS LOW?

– @mannequin-mark

Haha very funny, if anything, liking a woman would still be much higher standards than liking you again. Truly my standards would be in the gutter if I let you have another chance.

[mannequin-mark]

You- I wasn’t referrin’ to her bein’ a woman! Jeez, yer head’s thicker than that concrete you pour.

[wallter-greystuff-enjoyer]

Wood

"why must you and do many others bring up that inferior material? Is it because you're delusional enough to believe it's better, or you just want to annoy me?"

[mannequin-mark]

do you like my art?

Well I'll be, if that ain't a pretty picture! Could be the spittin' image a' me if I had a few too many accidents with a nail gun, HAR HAR!

[mannequin-mark]

If there was a microwave that was really big would you go in it just to see what happens

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No.

[mannequin-mark]

u take commissions right ? can u carve me a can of gray stuff ? that’d be pretty neat right ? 😊

Har har, betcha' think yer real funny, don't'cha? $300 fer materials, labor, an' craftsmanship.

[mannequin-mark]

jimmy is moral support

Exactly! Jim's Jim!

[mannequin-mark]

whats jimmys role since he wears a purple hard hat

His role's bein' Jimmy!

[mannequin-mark]

Hey mark how do ya choose what color of hat to wear that day

also how often do ya match with jimmy?

Depends what m' up to that day! I actually wear a lotta' hats, har har!

But I also wear different colors around m' home dependin' on what m' feelin'. Never thought 'bout matchin' with Jimmy though! Might give it a try now!

[mannequin-mark]

What's ur favorite drink?

Bloxy cola, the best soda out there!

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Consider yerself blocked.

... I don't actually know how t' block anonymous folks.

[mannequin-mark]

so youve only actually been around for 29 years? thats kinda cool

Ain't it just! Still got all the brains like I'd been through grade school though, all I had t' get was the construction trainin' an' such!

[mannequin-mark]

is your age based on how long you've been alive or just what you were built as? like have you been alive for that long or were you just built that age but have been alive for longer/shorter?

A little a' both I'd say. Ah' was built t' be 23, an ah've been alive since then. I technically haven't existed fer as old as ah' am, but it's still m' age, har har!