Seeing that I haven’t used this shit in a while I guess I will tell a story of one of my navy moments.
so without disclosing any names, and for the sake of the story we will call the “villain” jimmy. and takes place in Souda Bay, Greece
As I look at the time on my watch it read 2305 and I was almost done with my watch on the ECP (for you non-military folks, that means Entry Control Point) and as my job as the ECP contact sentry I watch everyone come in and make sure that no one gets wild and dangerous. so watching those who found peace with themselves at the bottom of a bottle, I noticed someone was approaching the ECP in an odd manner. it turned out to be Jimmy, innocent enough dude just a little odd, but I had a good hunch to be suspicious of jimmy. As jimmy was getting closer I saw that he was carrying a sword on his back and as I drew my trusty Beretta 9mm on him an directing him on what he needs to do
“Jimmy get the fuck down on the ground and don’t fucking move!!!“
Well jimmy fucking stupid
As this motherfucker stood like a dumb deer in head lights he reached for his back, naturally I did want any other sentry would do. I yelled even louder that I swear to this day I made him piss himself.
“Jimmy please for the love of god and everything that is holy don’t fucking move!! I consider you as a threat and I can act upon that!! STOP NOW!“
Jimmy is not a smart man.
Jimmy at this point of the story is on the ground with his arms around his back crying and telling me that I am wrong.
Jimmy was carrying on his back a umbrella that looks like a sword and me looking like a dumbass that I know I am asked very calmly.
“Jimmy, why the fuck would you do this to me I have a fucking gun and I thought you were carrying a weapon...“
moral of the story, I am not a smart man.
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