Человеком морю

Здравствуйте! I am Diveman, mighty submarine built by great Mikhail Cossack. I am in charge of observation and protection of sea and sealife - is my duty to be keeping it safe for future generations to be enjoying. So unless you are liking Dive Missile up your жопа, do not be harming ocean!!

[manofdiving]

Hm... is being far too long since last I am seeing Pirateman. Cannot help but be wondering what nefarious deeds he is plotting...

[manofdiving]

you would be a hell of a boxer

You would be thinking so, да? Ah, but my muscles are only being for show. They are artificial - they are not contributing to my strength.

Is not to say Diveman is not strong, however! Could still be easily taking on many robots in fights, ahaha. 

[manofdiving]

what if you had a beard comparable to your father's

B... Beard like отец?

[manofdiving]

OOC: OKAY I think I’ve finally settled on a helmetless/armourless look for Dive gfjgksdjf

Some days his work requires him to be on land so he can deliver observations and reports and things regarding the oceans, and on these days he’s around a lot of humans and a lot of sensitive equipment. Because a robot of his size + armour that juts out + the fact he can be a bit unsteady on land at times = a disaster just waiting to happen, he goes without the armour on those days. The fact he’s a Cossack and therefore a member of a family rather than just a service robot also plays a part in the fact he’s not stuck looking like a submarine all the time. @v@

The periscope handle things on his earcaps can open up and are mostly there as a safety measure to stop water and stuff getting in, since that’s the area used when he’s being hooked up to machines and whatnot. They're also there because he didn't look right with just regular earcaps

[bestrobotmother]

dumb scribble from me trying to get a haircanon down for Dive because i still haven’t properly given him one yet :’v

[manofdiving]

OOC: oh hey I never put this here did I

I still haven't finalised this guy's look because I'm lazy but this is about the gist of it, I'd say. @v@ Though I dunno whether to keep his silly periscope handle things or not. I guess they could be a safety measure to stop water getting into his earcaps or something, since that's where stuff gets plugged into when he's relaying the results of his underwater surveys and stuff to his owners.

[geminimandwn019]

At least mine is a black sheep by choice haha. And if your Maker can’t even provide a good english translator for his ROBOT, then what good is he? 

[manofdiving]

I am installing translator myself! отец is far too busy with more important things; I give him one less thing to be worrying about, because I am good son. You are simply jealous because you are not having family like mine.

[geminimandwn019]

You were also built with faulty translators. But can’t expect much from knock off Robot Masters I guess. 

[manofdiving]

Was not originally built for to be working with English speaking humans- and what are you meaning, knock-off? Diveman is authentic submarine robot! At least my отец is not needing for to be stealing robots to make up for repeated failures.

[dwn-041blizzardattack-blog]

(Blizzard blinked.) Oh, well eh, I guess if you want to. I still won’t care.

[manofdiving]

You are saying that now, but you will be changing your tune, I assure you! Is only heartless beings who cannot be appreciating the ocean's beauty.

[geminimandwn019]

/Gem is far to amused by his own joke/

You good bots are always so easily flustered! hehe

[manofdiving]

Am- am not flustered!! Was just unprepared. I am robot built for to be withstanding extreme underwater pressures - I am not so easily bothered!

[dwn-041blizzardattack-blog]

Well I don’t know about you, but I’d rather spend time with the pretty mermaid than the two other fat water bots

[manofdiving]

Ah... I think we are having misunderstanding, my friend! I do not expect a land robot to be joining me in ocean waters. Was simply offering to share photographs of beautiful tropical sealife.

[dwn-041blizzardattack-blog]

Instead of inviting me, go ask out that mermaid bot alright? I don’t need the fucking water, unless it’s ice.

[manofdiving]

M... Miss Splash? What is she having to be doing with this??

[dwn-041blizzardattack-blog]

The heat isn’t exactly my favorite thing

[manofdiving]

Ohhh. That is understandable; tropical weather is not for everyone. Still, though, oceans there are among my favourite places to be. Perhaps I can take pictures for to be showing you after my next visit!

[dwn-041blizzardattack-blog]

manofdiving replied to your post:Ever thought about a vacation to the tropics? They’re really nice this time of year!

The man of no face is having point! The oceans in such places are magnificent. Home to so much vibrant sealife.

Talk to your fish friends okay? I don’t give a fuck about the tropics.

[manofdiving]

...I am doing something wrong? Why such harsh words, my friend?

[geminimandwn019]

Oh so you are a submarine. Thats cute. Do you use your snorkel when you go muff diving? 

[manofdiving]

...Muff diving?? Is not term I am familiar with.

Confused, Dive Googles the term. And then apparently wishes he hadn't.

н-нет- that- that is not what I am being built for!!

[geminimandwn019]

manofdiving said: Dr. Light’s body may be weak, but is from years of hard work!! I am not doubting your body would remain pristine when you are never doing anything worthwhile.

[geminimandwn019]

What? Who are you? Are you supposed to be shaped like a waste bin with a snorkel on top? 

[manofdiving]

Waste bin? I am submarine! Would not be surprised if fragile DWN such as yourself has never set foot by ocean before. Would not want to be getting saltwater on your armour now, eh? Viyebnutsa.

[manofdiving]

Russian Bedtime Stories

[daughter-of-cossack-deactivated]

Kalinka chuckles, holding her stuffed bunny in her arms.  She took off her boots, sitting down on the bed.

"Do you have any pictures of his grand ship?  Not that it’s grand as you, of course."  She looks up at him, tilting her head curiously.  She was so curious that she wanted to join one of his missions when she got older.

"I’m sure he has an optical eyelid.  He has an eyepatch covering one of his optical eyes.  But, what are the Three Laws anyways?"   

[manofdiving]

I am not having any pictures, unfortunately. Is big shame - you should have been seeing his face as I destroyed his ship, ahaha.

Dive goes to sit down on the bed with her, but apparently changes his mind when the frame groans and creaks under his weight. Sometimes he forgot he was so much heavier than his organic family members.

...Oof, we must be telling отец to be buying sturdier furniture.

Dive rests his hands on his hips a little sheepishly, almost forgetting to respond to Kalinka's question.

...Ah, yes, anyway! Three Laws are what I am programmed with, and what most robots who are not Wily built are programmed with. They make sure we are remaining loyal to humans and protect them at all costs.

[manofdiving]

i will most certainly be taking it up with daddy. that said, if you can't pay, you'll either have to fix the hull yourself or do $6000 worth of work for me.

Am already working full time! Would have to be taking it up with superiors.

Is irrelevant, anyway - unless you are showing your face, there is little I can be doing. You are faceless man with no identity. For all I know, this could be evil Wily 'bot plan to distract me from my duties.