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koobaxion-deactivated20220403

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

helloitsbees

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

leiko-tomago

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

lesvegas

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

thecrimsonalchemist

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

puyopuyo

brock and the gang telling stantler to fuck off

puyopuyo

brock winding up an electric wind god fist on stantler

puyopuyo

DORIYA!!!!!

catchymemes

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

Just gotta read the title to know this article is fuckin stupid 🤬

getawarrant

1 He’s easier to toss around

2 He won’t drink all your milk

3 Fun to antagonize

4 You can boil water on his head by calling him short

5 He won’t steal your heart like Alphonse

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis

me and my friends when we’re generic thugs

ghost-museum

honestly reblog if you’re in a heinous mood

evilvillain123456789

*peels my fat sweaty ass off your imitation leather couch, in doing so showering the carpet with crumbs* Twin towers, two towers... Heh... Seems like peter gabriel or whoever made those fucked up flicks knew what was going on

crimewave420

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me:

omegaverse

They should make an Italian assassin's creed

spacepurp420-deactivated2025020

they did

3 times even!

omegaverse

hm. seems bogus!

italianstallion69420

gimme an assassins creed that takes place in new yourk city and its a bunch of strappin young guidos deliverin pies and killing guys. . .italian blessins to every one on this spaghetti sunday. . .

-The Stallion🇮🇹

shepplo

choose your parent

eliseliedl

The name’s Erik, by the way.

flimflix

madeline-kahn

Yesterday (2019) dir. Danny Boyle

beaky-peartree

no beatles or harry potter hell yeah

postmarxed

buzzlightyearhugecock

why are you horny

i think everyone just knows that things don’t always work out in the real world. no matter how hard you try, things can’t always be fixed and the simple act of trying sometimes makes things far worse.

and when you experience that kind of letdown again and again, then after a while whenever anything happens, you find yourself thinking “trying just makes everything hurt worse. what’s the point of trying, then?”

deciding from the very start that there’s nothing you can do is easier. it hurts less. all those experiences of failure and disappointment....they put the breaks on any positive thought you might have. negativity gets so deep into your heart and it’s hard to get it out again.