Retribution.

I'm invincible as a murderer, divine punishment in human form.

[manslain]

aecorus·:

“It will hurt less if you do not struggle.”

“Like hell ‘m lettin’ y’ kill me over a fuckin’ joke!”

[manslain]

IT WAS A FUCKIN’ JOKE ALREADY!

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

THIS TIMELINE IS TOO MUCH.

I ain’t done shit for fucks sake!

[manslain]

@selfdynia​ said:  IZOU-SAN??? YOU CANT JUST??? SAY THATFGFG???

I jus’ did damn it! What, did I fuckin’ stutter?!

[manslain]

@aecorus​ said:  "Do you know what it is, Assassin???"

“N-nope, never heard’a it! Not sayin’ shit ‘ere.”

[manslain]

@selfdynia​ said:  pussy popping

If I said I was gonna pop yers it’d make shit worse, master.

[manslain]

Who the fuck like that guy teach ‘er this?!

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

it is a love song, izou-san, so…

W-well... I mean if y’ don’t mind my stupid ass screwin’ up the lyrics then... [Is this as close as she’ll get to him admitting it? Perhaps.]

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

romantic… 

Eh? It is? I mean, I was hummin’ it cuz y’ like the song an’ it’s a nice one.

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

you know the song, izou-san?

S-sorta, I got use t’ hearin’ it last year cuz Ryoma kept playin’ it for his wife.

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

konayuki wo machi na kara sugiteyuku ichi nichi   /   dare yori mo anata to i te yokatta ~

[Since he can’t sing worth shit, he’ll just hum along with her, he’s not drunk enough to sing yet.]

[manslain]

Imagine when Izou's brain cells works for longer than 5 seconds just about outside a fight.

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

i’m compelled to hold my silence.

C’mon, it can’t be that bad can it?

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

i can’t just do it on the spot, it’s always an accident.

Then what y’ wanna call me instead in that case?

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

if i called you something embarrassing, would you still like me.

Course I would, why wouldn’t I? Been called worse shit y’know, so lay yer worst on me.

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

i don’t think alcohol is a good idea.

Then jus’ park it ‘ere, it ain’t like he’ll murder y’, he’s fond’a y’ anyway.

[manslain]

selfdynia·:

listen i respect king hassan and the fact i called him something like that on accident, i have to go.

An’ why? Jus’ fuckin’ park yer ass ‘ere, master! I got alcohol too.