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Do you guys say yogurt or gogurt

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I found a specific 12 year old that said there were three means in life

So what happened was I asked the kid what's the meaning of life to see a funny answer but then I got hit with

"there is three answers technically two but if you account religion there's three the first answer is the biological answer find a mate get a territory and make children to carry on your legacy or in other words your DNA. the second answer is the one that most people like oh just be who you are and enjoy the most of what time you have. the third one is to believe in God so you can make it to his holy Kingdom also live your life but just believe in God and don't do any sin.

This kid is fucking 12

This was at a park I was babysitting him

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Honestly don't get why my friends are still talking about why Mr fluffy goat boy from Hit game DELTARUNE can't go to the dark world

Like bro think about it do you use a flashlight in the dark or do you use a dark light in the light think about it the dark is not something it's the absence of something and when you put what's supposed to be there in the absence of it AKA putting light in the dark light will always prevail always and sometimes that shouldn't always be the case

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What is man if not machine

What are your emotions if not just genetic coding humans are met to react to certain things with other things such as seeing someone sad some people start crying and others try to comfort them the experiences you have are just patch notes to your coding robots can be diverse by reacting to certain things with different things depending on how you programmed them to react we are coded by people and we are coded by us and the decisions we make AI is smart and can learn but it is restricted by the need for electricity and a non-flesh body

Because we are what ai would be if it were free

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What if all the houses in Harry Potter were actually just classes in d&d

The sorting hat: too righteous for barbarian too pure to be a bard hmm I know a PALADIN

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My grandpa is better than yours

So when you think of a grandpa do you think of a wise old man with gray hair? or do you think of a bald old person who yells at children?

Well mine is neither my grandpa has black hair non-dyed works in construction has been working construction for most of his life and longer than I've been on earth and is so fucking chill that none of his hairs are gray except for his beard which has a few gray hairs my grandma's hair is fully white he also just collects shit from the construction sites he works on like fucking Pokemon cards one time he got this miniature Cannon that he said they used to put corks in and shoot at people he also has 16 $2 bills before they started remaking them he has six $1 American coins and somehow someway has currency that even he doesn't know where it's from case in point my grandpa is and will always be better than your dad or your Grandpa

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DELTARUNE IS IN MY FUCKING HEAD

so I was scrolling and I saw this account I like so I clicked on it then I saw the words

Every universe needs a Superman

And in that moment I couldn't help but think of SPAMTON G SPAMTON saying

HELLO [LITTLE SPONGE] I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW WE HAVE A [50% OFF ON ALL] SUPERMEN REMEMBER EVERY [Little DOT IN SPACE]

I couldn't finish continue because tire

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Daily reminder that a mantis shrimp can punch so fast it creates a concave in water and it immediately collapses making heat a little less hot than the surface of the Sun imagine getting fucking rocked in the face with a punch from a less than one foot long mantis shrimp whose fist is going at around the speed of a bullet

If humans were able to hit with that amount of force a human who's only 60 kilos could punch you with the force of around five or six dynamites yes Dynamite the FUCKING BOMB

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finding old pieces of paper in my room to see if there are story ideas in them

I FOUND ANOTHER PAGE

So what I found was actually pretty cool I think I wrote this when I was like 12 or something the title was pretty cool it was called ruby red Wilson wait actually the title is called ruby red bullets that's the name of the main character Wilson this is actually pretty cool so like there are clans based off of different gemstones like Sapphire emerald opal stuff like that

And each individual clan has its own major flaws such as the sapphire clan being prideful the emerald clan being greedy and selfish and the gold clan being obsessed with purity both in gold and in blood

Anyway there are a bunch of other clans that weren't given flaws so here are the ones that were not given them because they weren't written down but they were named first there's amethyst, pink diamond and opal also black quartz? I don't even know if black quartz is real anyway it'd be really nice if you'd give me an idea

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Horrible story idea that I found in my room on a crunched up paper that I made as a kid

So the idea is say a person man, woman, creature of other worldly comprehension something like that they're a very good fighter like REALLY good and really smart too so they get split into one smart version and one fight version but something goes wrong and there's a third version everything in between AKA emotions feelings empathy etc etc and now the smart and the strong version of him/her are trying to find their missing piece the title of it was

you can't be one you will always need all