Protector of Time

Satan

[manticore239]

Where's home?

A poem by a dog.

[manticore239]

Ancient Egypt had dental fillings so why are they a premium?

[manticore239]

Before I had a "name," I identified as an emotion. And not a positive emotion either.

Names are like signposts.

[manticore239]

What do you see?

I'm really only OCD about circles.

[manticore239]

Want a riddle?

Too bad, we're serving soup.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[xyroni]

She needs these stretches

[rsushiii]

Imidietly fell in love with this itteration of Reaper

Design by @superyoumna

[anasabdin]

Jingle truck

[manticore239]

Atlantis Public Transport

For a race of people who were prone to floating upwards, submarines were an inevitable innovation. For extra thrust, the submarine was made buoyant enough to breach the surface, so that the dorsal fins could catch the wind.

[manticore239]

The Furnace In The Basement

Christians take comfort in limiting their sense of dread to the roasting of a marshmallow.

To mirror this lack of imagination, said Christians sleep through life in the hopes of returning back to the plastic sanctuary of white pillows.

What does one mallow say to another?

"Better you than me!"

[manticore239]

Incest Is A Tradition Too

I'm afraid of adopting the schedule of folks who don't notice time slipping.

[manticore239]

Arachnophobia Warning

One eye opens.

Then another.

Then another.

Then another.

Then another...

Secrets I ignored became no longer mine.

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Thus my privacy dissolves under the weight of fact's matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[manticore239]

Spontaneity has to be nurtured or the ice-cream truck will pass you by before you've decided on the flavor.

[manticore239]

Imagine An Audience

You haven't felt helpless until you've tried thinking your way out of a bra.

Puberty is coming for you.