Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
The Collection
Nijimin
OvO my poor beby Steven
Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions
@centaurself
sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)
So much effort for such a little boi ;-; 💖
Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔
plot twist: the porn bots are the staff
the porn was coming from inside the house
It be on ya own people
This took like half an hour >.< @ask-whitepearl-and-steven
Reasons to Stay Alive by Matt Haig
As I must say, really nice
Seriously tho what now
Łämp Łämp Łämp Łämp Łämp Łämp
Guys what you think this is?
got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick
(aw man he’s gotta feed his kids) hey buddy i’ll take two
hey god bless u man
I found it again. I’ll take 4 this time. If you can make it Yoongis, Jimin, Jungkook, and RMS! Dick.! Gimme my dick.
i fucking love this video?