No New Members at This Time
After the last post about the beast, we had a handful of curious dm twats on Twitter trying to contact us. The #MCPF is NOT accepting any new members at this time except if you can prove your a Maple leaf pre ‘69 and paid your dues. There are some people out there in #Honesdale and Wayne county that think their clever and hip, well news flash starshine, no your fucking not! Lets get something straight, the #MCPF is not a hipster organization for bleeding heart commie pinko bedwetters with their soy mocha lattes that need safe spaces to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumbs. The #MCPF is the only thing bumping back against the strange and weird that go bump in the night in this fuckin’ town and we’re not talking about the petty shenanigans of Stourbridge graffiti-wanna-be’s, late night scooter tossers, or the the rabble still fighting the Main St. Pizza Wars of ‘99.







