Maple peace~

she/her, they/them. asexual panromantic. Moscow, Russia. Musicals, the Lorax, opera, thoughts, feelings.

[haywirecompass]

oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a Catholic whore, currently enjoying Congress out of wedlock with her black, Jewish boyfriend, who works in a military abortion clinic

[leftboob-enthusiast]

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

[thesilencedmasses]

*off-key kazoo*

[alexander]

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

[maplepeace]

I got into the same university I graduated from. Now I’m gonna get my master’s degree. 

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[amanitacaplan]

Meet the Thirteenth Doctor

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[antithot-deactivated20201225]

“your clothes look gay” yeah? i sure hope so. because my clothes ARE gay. if im wearing them, they’re gay. gay by association.

[united-snakes-of-america]

They came out of the closet this morning what did you expect?

[webcomicname]

[beyoncebeytwice]

[maplepeace]

I almost forgot

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[onlytwitterpics]

[maplepeace]

I am so sorry for dissapearing, but I got an A for my diploma thesis and I’m currently preparing for the admission exams to the university (I want to get a master’s degree). I don’t feel well and I want to get help, but that’s if I don’t get well in 2 weeks or so.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is so fun because there’s so many surprises. Like when will I sleep next? Will my card get declined this time? Is it all worth it?

[fjordhulder]

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

[maplepeace]

Idk, I could just share it with my friends, but I am too afraid now. Too afraid to be judged, ignored or told “people have it worse/it is your own fault”. The only thing I could share with them was my health issues, which they understood.

Also, my meds are not working and it sucks.

[maplepeace]

I want to scream out loud I DONT FEEL WELL AT ALL. And yet I can’t say a thing and still tired. I need to write a paper which is due next week and ommg I am so tired and stressed. My sleep schedule is not good as well.