Marlene McKinnon

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

Boys piss me off everyday.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

But they don't make you sit here and mope. 

[siriusly-prefer-padfoot-deactiv]

Decorations and booze. I can do that. 

Rem can help Doe bake. Rem’s good with chocolate. Peter can…huh. We’ll find something for him.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Now onto presents. He's been banging on about the new Nimbus since Christmas and I thought it's be nice if we got it for him. 

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

What makes you think it’s about a boy?

[mar-lenemck-innon]

I know that face. A boy has pissed you off. 

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

What?

[mar-lenemck-innon]

It's about a boy isn't it. 

[siriusly-prefer-padfoot-deactiv]

Phew. Now, elaborate on his birthday. I smell a plan. Have you a plan? Is there a party? What’s happening?

[mar-lenemck-innon]

You have the nose of a dog my friend. Yes. Doe and I already have a plan. Doe will bake the cake, Lily and Igraine will invite everyone, you're on booze, and me and you are doing decorations. I've completely forgotten what Pete and Remus are doing. 

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

No!

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Lil.....

[siriusly-prefer-padfoot-deactiv]

How can you forget something like that? I’m kind of a big deal. But go on, enlighten me with whatever it is you wish to speak to me about. If I’m in trouble, I’d rather we get it over with.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Okay, actually, for once, you are not in trouble. It's about James' birthday. 

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

No.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

I- I’ve had some revelations.. And I don’t know what to do with them.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Does this have anything to do with a boy? 

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Come on, what's bothering you. 

[forgotten-everett]

Sorry to bother you,

[forgotten-everett]

I Don’t know what you’re on about, she’s lovely.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

I'm sure she's a peach.

[its-little-miss-lily-potter]

Just a bit.. ugh, you know?

[mar-lenemck-innon]

That makes perfect sense Lil. 

[doe-adeer]

Sometimes I think I should run laps of the pitch.

[doe-adeer]

So you don’t want us to all chip in? I mean- that’s fine it’s just yeah I’m probably not- yeah. That’s fine, Alice and Lily can do invites, Peter and Remus can get the food the actual food because I cant cook I can only bake. Igraine can help me bake.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

You can all chip in if you want. It'll be nice if we all got him a joint present. Sirius can get on alcohol. 

[siriusly-prefer-padfoot-deactiv]

And not for your mate’s possible marriage? Marlene, priorities. Sort them out.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that my life centers around you. Anyway, I need to speak to you. 

[forgotten-everett]

Sorry to bother you,

[forgotten-everett]

Oh well that’s an improvement.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

If the way she is now is an improvement, I would have hated to see her before..

[doe-adeer]

Sometimes I think I should run laps of the pitch.

[doe-adeer]

Party, Right. I can do cakes, you and Sirius can have decorations, you know banners and stuff.. uh let me think.. Presents? Are we all chipping in? I think a new broom would be a good idea.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

Okay, I can get Sirius on that. I've actually been looking at getting the new Nimbus for James. He's been banging on about it since Christmas. 

[forgotten-everett]

Sorry to bother you,

[forgotten-everett]

Uh, she didn’t set anyone on fire or anything like that.

[mar-lenemck-innon]

As far as I know, she's stayed away from arson.