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@forgotten-everett
What did the water say to the boat?
I'm going to guess, it waved?
Sorry to bother you,
I do actually. [nods and pulls one out] Here.
Thanks. Regulus?
Sorry to bother you,
If the way she is now is an improvement, I would have hated to see her before..
I Don't know what you're on about, she's lovely.
Sorry to bother you,
As far as I know, she’s stayed away from arson.
Oh well that's an improvement.
Sorry to bother you,
Yep.
Don’t you have a wand?
Thanks.
Uh- I left it in the common room. I think.
Sorry to bother you,
Depends what her definition of ‘behave’ is.
Uh, she didn't set anyone on fire or anything like that.
Sorry to bother you,
Ah yes. Ruby. I’ve heard of her.
Is an apology in order or did she behave herself?
Sorry to bother you,
I feel like I’ve heard your name before
I've got a sister, she's about the size of a house elf and and she's a little shit who likes to smoke. Ringing any bells?
Hottest boy from each house?
Gryffindor: Sirius, Obviously.
Hufflepuff: Ted Tonks
Ravenclaw: Caradoc Dearborn
Slytherin: That Turner guy.
Sorry to bother you,
Oh. Well that can be a good thing. Pleasure to meet you.
Uh you too I guess.
And it’s nice to officially meet you Everett.
Officially?
Sorry to bother you,
The names Marlene. You’ve probabl heard of me.
Uh- no I haven't. I'm Caleb Everett.
Sorry to bother you,
the only thing I;ve heard is ‘mysterious’. Take that as you will.
Don't know why, I'm an open book. What's your name?
Sorry to bother you,
I’ve heard a few whispers.
Good whispers?
Sorry to bother you,
So you;’re the mysterious stranger everyone going on about.
Everyone?
Sorry to bother you,
Shame -holds out a lighter-
Thanks pet.