widowdyke

Crying while crushing on Janeway, Ianto, Ripley, Data, Wei Ning, gin, the Crystal Gems, my former postmaster (no I don’t live in a Rita Mae Brown mystery. I think.) Approximately 40 year old (yeah I don’t wanna have to update this for a few years) bi butch gender disaster who needs a hug. 💘🦆🧀🐇💘 Trans rights are human rights, sex work is work, Black lives matter

[trekgate]

[mara-was-naomi]

I need to pin their expressions to the inside of my eyelids when I wanna be cheered up. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[tlirsgender]

Something about me is that due to Allergy Reasons I have had extremely little fast food in my life but a culvers location has opened near me and this particular one will let you ask for gluten free fries & I haven't stopped thinking about them. I need more. The texture is so much better than the baked fries I've been having at home. I need Oil. I feel like the united states military

[tlirsgender]

Being a celiac haver whose family went gluten free when I was a baby so I simply haven't Had a lot of Normal People Foods makes me feel like a space alien but it's so good when I Do get to have them. Just found out about fries. Like fried in oil fries. They come in a little paper cup and everything. I'm entering my fries era

[tlirsgender]

Vulcan in starfleet who starts trying Earth foods & gets really into various forms of fried potatoes. It's similar to some baked plomeek bullshit they ate at home but a little bit heavier which is nice for staying warm in the colder climate. Having a great time with a completely blank expression

[ingridverse]

And that Vulcan's name is Sēliak

[tlirsgender]

That's so fucking true. I love them. They can't digest the proteins in certain grains because they don't exist on their planet

[depsidase]

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

[to-proudly-go]

Fastest way to get to your soulmate

[ladyshinga]

[masao-micchi]

[yujateaandpi]

Shoutout to all the educators who inspire us to love the world even more.

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[kaomojiloser]

grace should… definitely sleep more.

[jooliadoodles]

doodle for a friend!

[jooliadoodles]

genuinly tho i love to think about the human mannerisms rocky must have picked up while alone with grace for years. do you think he returned with an accent? completely different body language? sayings and idioms that make no sense when translated? it's so dear to me.

[rayshippouuchiha]

In light of Wattpad being struck with even tighter censorship rules, I think we all need to make a concentrated effort to be even freakier on AO3

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*putting blanket over a cat* be sealed for all time

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

*putting blanket over a seal* be cat for all time

[tangerinepeeel]

Sorry Erid, sorry Earth.

(vaguely inspired by average cat behaviour)

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep