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harry is so, so, SO “leave me and my self-neglect alone lol” *twirls hair*

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Draco: We should be partners.

Harry: You mean like, partners in crime?

Draco: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Harry: We’re getting married, bitches!

Draco: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Harry: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Draco: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Harry : I said within reason, ferret. How about I murder that guy?

Draco: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Harry: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Sirius: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Remus : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Sirius: Stop.

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Sirius: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Remus : Sirius, that’s gay.

Sirius: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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Remus : Fight me!

Sirius: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Sirius: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Sirius: You’re drunk.

Remus : Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Sirius.

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Sirius : Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Remus: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

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ok hc that moony loves LOVES making music jokes— BUT IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES TOO THO, LIKE;

James: Help! David is choking at the dinner table!

Remus: He did always want to be a starman

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Sirius : Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Remus: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

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Remus: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Sirius : …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Remus: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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James, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Remus: ....That’s a gecko—

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Sirius: Remus is playing hard to get.

Sirius: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Remus: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with eating chocolate and sirius.

James, just woke up: haha just dont eat too much.

James, during breakfast: EATING WHAT?

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Remus: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Sirius: Forty five seconds?!?

Remus: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Sirius, hugging Remus: Too late.

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Sirius: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Remus: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Remus: Go fuck yourself.

Sirius: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

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