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Dirk | Male | What else goes here [ Dependant Cockatrice!Dirk Strider. Will be NSFW and triggers may occur. All will be tagged ]

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 @marblxheart 

HOLD THE HANDHELD YAPJINGLER DEVICE FOR JUST A CLOCKSLICE.  I SWORE I MENTIONED THE NEAR DEATH OF THIS PROFILE; DON’T TELL ME IT’S ATTEMPTING TO SPRING A RESURRECTION SEQUENCE LIKE A CHEESY END TO AN OTHERWISE SATISFYING HEROICS REDROM SACRIFICE, SO OVERDONE THE MELTED CURD HAS TURNED CRISPY AND UNAPPEALING.

[marblxheart-blog]

Whoa whoa. Alright McShouty. Calm down there. You were on my sidebar, so I clicked. I mean, your blog could be doing that. That’s not a bad thing, ya know. Dirk Strider. If we ever meet in person, don’t expect me to look at you. These shades are here for a reason.

[iragin]

nothin much, why ain’t ya gonna look at us all direct like NAME’S WRATH BY THE WAY.

[marblxheart-blog]

Wrath, huh? Alright, I can get behind that. And it’s a little curse I got from playing a game. Ever heard of a Cockatrice?

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@martinidreams @ironicallyastar @iragin @arbitrarywayfarer @gamz

Holy shit, I leave for about a week and there are a bunch of you here now. Sup? The name’s Dirk Strider and don’t be offended if I don’t look at you exactly.

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To all those that have followed me. Hey there. I’m Dirk Strider, and due to magical shenanigans from a... Hm. Wowie-zowie game, I am a cockatrice. Kinda.

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Sensei:

I used to act, before I got into the backstage shit. Wasn’t really my thing, I’m more of a craft man too. Puppets are cool, I have one or two of those from back when I was into ventriloquy. They only things I sew these days are costumes.

That’s so cool. I used to act out scenes from animes, but that’s it. Never really did anything else. Wait, does that mean that you can also make really cool clothes?

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Sensei:

Nice t’meet you too, Dirk. Yeah, I’m a high school theatre and stagecraft teacher.

Oh, shit. Nice. There’s no way I could ever do theatre. But craft is something I think I’d enjoy doing. I can sew things but I usually just sew puppets. Most of the time, I’m working in the shop working on machines.

[wrechweek-blog]

marblxheart started following you

Hey, name’s Lars MacNamara. I’m not up to much, before you ask ‘What’s up’. School let out a week or so ago and I haven’t had much to do since then.

[marblxheart-blog]

Ya beat me to it. Anyway, nice to meet ya, Lars. Dirk Strider’s my name. School? Are you a teacher or something?

[8bit-heart]

eyyy im roxy lalonde and im actually p boring as far as genetics go so wahts a part cockatrice doin up this late at night unless its not night where ur at and then u can ignore that lmao

[marblxheart-blog]

It’s not morning, so. It must be night. Anyway, I was talking to my pseudobro and shit. Haven’t been on here in forever so. Kinda hard to get off now that I’m here.

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8bit-heart started following you

Hey, hey! Sup? Dirk Strider’s the name and due to some great circumstances from a game, I have turned part cockatrice.

[flametick-deactivated20170629]

hes pretty much you in like so many ways which is weird considering you are but arent the same person im sure hell notice you he managed to notice me so hell definitely notice you

[marblxheart-blog]

Well, who knows! Hopefully we’ll get along, especially if we’re the same people. It should be fun. It’ll definitely be fun.

[marblxheart-blog]

The secret side of me I never let you see I keep it caged But I can't control it

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hes a sweetheart like you are loves anime gardening and uses anime emojis hes a little slow on the uptake and doesnt use a lot of inflection in his voice for some reason but he likes to wear a seifuku and runs a positivity blog

he reminds me a lot of you hes over here if you ever want to chat him up

[marblxheart-blog]

He sounds just like me. Anime, and seifukus? I mean, I don’t wear a seifuku as much as I should but I do love them. I shot him an ask so you know, maybe senpai will notice me. Here we hope.

[flametick-deactivated20170629]

if you and my older bro are like the same person in different universes i can totally see it

have you met him you totally should

[marblxheart-blog]

Heh. Is he as much a loser or as nice as me? I don’t think I’ve met him. Maybe you should introduce us.

[flametick-deactivated20170629]

no but seriously thank you i wouldnt be able to like breathe or calm down with you

[marblxheart-blog]

Now you’re making me blush. It’s fine, dude. Anything for you.

[flametick-deactivated20170629]

why are you so great

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Wh-Wha-- No. What? No I’m not..

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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[ private ]

i want to get better i really do like i didnt realize that i got like this until i talked to people i just get so overwhelmed i hope to like grow out of it or whatever or wave a magical wand and its gone maybe ill just try sitting somewhere alone for a while

thank you though i know you love me too and it really means a lot

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[ pvt ]

Yeah, no, I get that. It’s a tough thing, Dave. Take a little bit. Get used to it. It’ll be okay. I promise you. Aight? (K