NO GLITTER ALLOWED ON STAGE

Lars MacNamara || 34 || He/Him --- +Dependent Productionstuck Bro Strider, written by James+

[afloweroutofstone]

[propitlikeithot]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[horhardaho-deactivated20180622]

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[leaper182]

I’ve never seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine before, but I love this cold open.

[barkingsparrow]

[galauvant]

barkingsparrow:

#same

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logdoggo:

aint that some shit

well not a whole lot actually, the usual yknow? chatting up people doing chores, browsing the internet fore the new hot memes fresh out of the pits

Sounds eventful.

[1010ll]

[wrechweek-blog]

Do I or don’t I start up greeting posts again.

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logdoggo:

A plus observation, you have seen through my ruse; peered behind the curtain to the small man crying holding a arm full of memes while spaghetti falls out of his pockets lmao

Hi Lars its nice meet you

Well, how about that. Nice to meet you too. Aside from memes and crying, what have you been up to?

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

The stage world never obeys the same rules as ours, because in its world, nothing else is possible besides what is there: no one else lives there; no other geography is available; no alternative actions can be taken.

Elinor Fuchs, “EF’s Visit to a Small Planet: Some Questions to Ask a Play,” 2004 (via roofbeams)

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[goldenaltar]

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

[theboxofme]

Some puppets that have blessed the Broadway stage

[tastefullyoffensive]

🚨 (via molzo6)

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

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logdoggo:

@wrechweek

Hello stranger I’m wyv welcome to my suffering pit

I’m Lars, and your suffering pit seems to mostly be memes. I, too, cover up emotional trauma with my terrible sense of humor.

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metallicprince:

@odibilis-venator || @wrechweek

How long has it been since I’ve made a greeter post? Forever. What’s up? Name’s Dirk Strider and you’ve caught me at a strange moment in my life.

Forever’s a long time. What made you want to do one now? That goes f’er both of us, I suppose, not that I don’t generally lead an exciting lifestyle. Almost forgot to introduce myself. Name’s Lars MacNamara.

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onetwocheckyoursclf:

    { PVT } 

    It was supposed to be casual. All casual. No feelings, just sex.     We… we basically came to each other trying to escape our problems.     But now that’s changing, at least for me and.      Tá mé níos scanraithe ná mar a bhí agam riamh i mo shaol .

#( I am more scared than I have ever been in my life. )

[PVT]

Well you escaped your problems, now y'just have different ones. Since he treats ya right and makes y'feel good about yourself, then I hope it all works out. An' I'm glad y'told me.

Speakin' of comin' clean. The reason I changed my last name to MacNamara is because Ade an' I are... Well, we're together. Ade wanted t'be public, but we're too obviously related. He bleached his hair an' hated it, so I dyed mine brown an' changed my last name.