Party Hardy

The Bro. Kappa Tau Secretary. Only rolls out of bed for burritos.

[marc-riley]

andrew-murdock:

Dude, I am pretty sure it was a skunk.

It’s not on my head or anything, right?

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“Maybe. Stop I am not.” Mindy tried to lie but failed miserably. “Damn you, how did you figure it out?”

Prank 101: don’t use my tricks against me. You’re too obvious, Min. I have to teach you the way of the prank.

[marc-riley]

gabrielaxturner:

– You’re fine Marc..

Are you sure, Gaby?

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“Seriously? A raccoon? Nothing is on her face. Were you dreaming or something?”

Min, something was on my face. It was what woke me up. Are you trying to prank me?

[marc-riley]

Bro, what’s on my face? I was sleeping and it felt like a raccoon or some shit was crawling on it.

[marc-riley]

Text | Lil Baby Girl

Amelia: has anyone else said that you're a sweet deal though lol

Amelia: do you talk to any zbz's besides me....

Amelia: is she paying for that bc that's.... called being a hooker

Marc: Harrison and Sebastian

Marc: I think so. I talk to Mikey!

Marc: STRIPPERS ARE NOT HOOKERS, BABYGIRL.

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“Music is going like Wah, wah, wah. I feel like my heart’s going to explode. THIS IS SO MUCH FUN MARCO!”

That’s called dubstep, Min. No more crack for you.

[marc-riley]

idcreagan:

I’m honestly not even sure what that is suppose to mean. Do you want me to pay you in shots or something?

I’ll take whatever you give me. Shots, pot, drugs. Up to you, girl.

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“Marco what if I get addicted to this? I don’t wanna end up in a rehab. I am scared and I feel so itchy. Then again I feel so happy and up.”

Number one rule: just don’t do it tomorrow and you won’t get hooked. Learned that with coke.

[marc-riley]

Text | Lil Baby Girl

Amelia: what sweet deal....

Amelia: right... right

Amelia: is flirting with every girl you see a hobby or

Marc: I am a sweet deal and I cannot lie

Marc: You Zbz's can't deny

Marc: She's my homegirl. I have to give her a lap dance

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“No! It was a glass cigarette and I’m high. And my ears feel like popping. Marco don’t tell Ma, okay?”

Min, I got your back, girl. You’re my homeslice.

[marc-riley]

Text | Lil Baby Girl

Amelia: i think i might have to pass on that offer

Amelia: reagan already briefed me on most of what u guys are wearing

Amelia: cop.... original

Marc: You're gonna pass up on this sweet deal?

Marc: Stripper cop actually

Marc: I might give her a lap dance if she pays me

[marc-riley]

idcreagan:

That depends.  Do I have to pay for said stripping?

I take all types of currencies, homegirl. What do you feel like paying with?

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“I just I’m really, really high. I’m like out-of-my-mind high. With these guys in line for the bathroom, they gave me some pot out of a pipe, but it was a stem.”

Like a Gandalf pipe? How much did you smoke?

[marc-riley]

Text | Lil Baby Girl

Marc: There's something I need to ask you

Marc: I can't find a Halloween costume, can I go as your boyfriend?

[marc-riley]

mindy-riley:

“Don’t freak out but I think I am high right now.”

Welcome to Kappa.

[marc-riley]

idcreagan:

I’m not sure how many ladies here would describe that as a wonderful bod but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Want me to strip for you, homegirl? I can show you.