octopuses have three (3) hearts.

MARCH ANDERSON; Twenty-One. Marine Biology Major. Volleyball Player. Co-Captain. Beyonce Worshiper.

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marchandersons:

;)

You’re ridiculous.

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You love it.

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marchandersons replied to your post: marchandersons replied to your post: …

i’m gonna go from vomiting to being horny

…ew.

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;)

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I can’t believe it’s almost April! I’m so not ready for it to be this late in the year! Don’t mind me. I’m just escaping my responsibilities…

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Dude, same. Could we ignore it together?

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holtzygotback:

marchandersons:

Ransom’s face, you know. It’s so much.

Don’t even get me started on those cheekbones.

and his fuckin’ freckles.

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joluransi replied to your photo: ↳ INSTAGRAM @marchandersons uploaded a new...

wow i love you so much

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holtzygotback replied to your photo: ↳ INSTAGRAM @marchandersons uploaded a new...

CUTE AS FUCK

i KNOW. Sam has so much more. we need to get them babe.

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holtzygotback:

marchandersons replied to your photo: ↳ INSTAGRAM @holtzygotback uploaded a new photo….

what the fuck

What the fuck to you too, babe.

Ransom’s face, you know. It’s so much.

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happy fuckin’ birthday to this canadian boy wonder. you’re probably one of the weirdest people i know. (besides like, holster. obviously) you make me happy, especially on days when i want to tell everyone to fuck off. sorry for sending you naked pictures when i know you’re in class and sending you eggplants emojis constantly. thanks for putting up with me, i love you. (god this is gross, shoot me) also, shout out to @samoluransi for sending me this gem. @justinoluransi11

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Text: MY JEWISH ASS 👨🏼‍💼🇮🇱🕎

Ransom: anyways drop me off at the next motel bc i dont want to be the one your dad MURDERS upon hearing ur future plans

Ransom: we'll save u pie if u don't make the whole car smell like CUCUMBER URINE

Ransom: we should take a pic for insta i always imagined this roadtrip having a cooler aesthetic...

Holster: March, I say that will all the love in my heart. That's the worst fucking plan I've ever heard.

Holster: nah you love us~~~~

Holster: No babe this is how we win him over. We convince her NOT to become a stripper and suddenly we're heroes.

Holster: How about I take the pic of you two to maintain your #aesthetic because you don't need a giant white on your Insta

March: are you saying I'm not hot enough to be a stripper? I've given you multiplie lap dances

March: oddly enough, yes I do.

March: I like my giant white though

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rans is sleeping and drooling all over me and holtz is driving and all i’ve listened to for the past hour and a half is musicals and while you think i’d be screaming i’m diggin’ it. i’ll keep them, i guess. 

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Text: MY JEWISH ASS 👨🏼‍💼🇮🇱🕎

Ransom: what part of u is saying this is a good idea 'hi mom and dad, here are two men i'm dating and to ease the shock of that, have this confederate flag t-shirt'

Ransom: im picking up one of those car air fresheners even antiseptic smell is better than eau de PICKLE

Ransom: omg pie

Holster: I never said you couldn't! I just asked you to not make my car smell like cucumber urine

Holster: YOU SOUNDED VERY LITERAL OK

Holster: You can't insult Martha when she's carrying us a thousand miles and back

Holster: March is driving for the next shift and Rans and I are going to sit in the back and eat pie and cuddle and

March: actually I plan to tell them I'm not going to graduate school and just go into stripping? Then drop the bomb about us

March: cucumber urine. I hate you.

March: if y'all don't save me a slice I will literally shove you out of the car

March: I don't care if it's your car I will shove you out

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Text: MY JEWISH ASS 👨🏼‍💼🇮🇱🕎

Ransom: please don't get one for your parents they'll probably think holtzy's alt right and then he'll have to say 'oh mr. anderson, not my jewish ass' and then we'll all have to move to the moon

Ransom: i wish we had pie

Ransom: bitty pie

Holster: Please don't make my car smell like pickle juice

Holster: March you can't buy one WHEN I WILL BE THE ONLY WHITE PERSON AROUND

Holster: I try so hard to be woke don't undo all my hard work I talked to Shitty for hours and hours to not be an asshole IM A BISEXUAL JEW I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Holster: babe look in the glove box! I took one from the Haus

March: I wanted to do it wtf Adam.

March: YES BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS LITERALLY GONNA BUY A CONFEDARTE FLAG SHIRT

March: is that why your car actually smelled decent for once?

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Ransom: i'm already disgusted pickles belong on burgers and nowhere else

Ransom: yall there are too many confederate flag shirts in this store let's be quick lololol

Holster: m&ms! But that's it

Holster: I think reading this text was already too much for him

Holster: oh shit get out gET OUT BABE you're a black Canadian they'll eat you alive

March: gotcha

March: I'm gonna buy like seven. Eat them right in front of his face

March: [three pictures of t shirts with confederate flags on the front with the phrases 'never apologize for being right', 'if this flag offends you it made my day', and 'confederate lives matter']

March: which ones do you think my parents would like?

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Text: Sig O's 👨🏾‍🔬👩🏾‍🔬👨🏼‍💼

Holster: can you please buy me coffee while I fill the car up with gas

Holster: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

March: sure thing. You want anything else?

March: how many pickles do you think I could buy before jay gets totally disgusted by it?

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s(lut)shit. amusing, really.

there’s literally next to zero info about march so stellar job at trying to get me for that one. why is there a march here? damn, i don’t know because she’s in the comic book (not enough if you ask me) and i thought it would be fun. it is fun, mostly when there aren’t toddlers in the ask box of a fictional character acting like they’re hard behind an anonymous feature. i don’t really do well with people telling me what to do. so... sorry? i’m not gonna delete this. i enjoy this character and the interactions and relationships i’ve built with her!

also what i want to know is why you felt the need to come and send anonymous hate? first of all, what year are we in? i didn’t realize these childish games were still being played. like you took time out of your own day to send this to me. about a fictional character. like is it really that deep? is your life that sad and boring that you couldn’t find a better way to spend your time?

also? slut? slut shaming is just annoying cause first of all why do you care about the way someone else expresses their love and sexuality. but more importantly... you’re all pressed over a fictional character. better yet, a fictional fictional character! this version of march doesn’t exist! and you’re here all mad!! like i don’t get it!! drink some water, take a bath, read book!! i don’t care what you do with your time, but maybe learning how to properly insult someone should be at the top of your list since you really did a really shitty job at trying to make me feel bad.

i’d say i’m sorry about laughing at your failed attempt but i’m not.

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whiskeythewalker:

Coloring or watching coloring is better than studying. 

I’ve been putting off studying too. I kinda regret it.

I’d agree but nothing beats Bob Ross, love that bitch.

Oh, I’m gonna regret it so fuckin hard but whatever. The girls and I needed this.