[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

who is traitor joe

[matzahball]

and what did he do :/

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[choped]

[dyscodike]

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

by the end of 2016 “social media” will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale

[kfc-official]

[twophoenixfeathers]

whoop there it is

[keithsweatshop]

[jncos]

i’m the nurses who tried to beat up a baby for laughing

[theshrillwitch]

I’m the tiny hands holding the abortion pills

[clocktower3iso]

I’m the baby speaking perfect english

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[marcusjbrutus]

"Can everyone dab for the Bronco's?" -@joeenicholas

[marcusjbrutus]

Omfg.

[pdl2h-deactivated20251123]

[cleanbaby666]

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

[clementired]

good

[riot98]

I’m ready

[67888875322467]

Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

[ajani]

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

[cacophonoussymphony-blog]

[nightshadezombie]

I think I sprained something reblogging this so damn fast.