opps its you

hi.... yeah

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

WHY IS THIS ON MY FUCKING DASH ITS BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS SINCE WE MADE THIS

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

People who put their socks on before their pants scare me and I do not trust them

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

There are two kinds of people, those who listen to fall out boy’s album In the young blood chronicles order, and those who listen to it in the original album order

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

I just listen to it on shuffle

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

hey, can anyone help me figure out how to get on my tumblr blog?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Oh shit this aint twitter

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Nevermind I got it!

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

How did you mess up so badly?...

[thesheikah-deactivated20180831]

[biodegrade]

real pressure is when your mom comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

[lcheeseboy]

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

[notadocmartin]

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

[diskothiqueer-deactivated202305]

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

[snarkymonkeyprime]

ROBO-DILDO.

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

[konoto]

Dildobot

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Edward Dildo-arms

[evzimus]

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

[iblamebuckybarnes]

OH MY GOD. I CAN’T

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

THE LAST ONE

[wolven-kiryu]

Destroying a Windows XP Computer.

Beautiful.

[didney-worl-no-uta]

This has been the most amazing experience I’ve had the privilege to witness

[bewbin]

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

[bewbin]

Briefcase

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[burgers-and-fries-nation-deacti]

friendly reminder that alfred can do this:

[shutupmerlin]

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

[lilpusherlovergirl]

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

[newlists]

Charger cable is broken

Insufficient paternal attention during childhood

Mistaken smooth, light-hued pebble for an iPhone

Blood sacrifices insufficiently frequent

Blood sacrifices insufficiently rich in iron

Torch function left on overnight to keep the demons away

Siri harnessing power for its own growth

The evil Gohma has taken residence inside the Great Apple Tree, sapping its power

Moving your computer clock forward three hours does not give your phone three extra hours of charge

Attempting to document entire 10-hour Berlin techno set via snapchat

Too much time spent engineering fake conversations with mother for tumblr notes

Charger not switched on at wall 

You, not the iPhone, have been dead all along

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

The second I got to #5 I started questioning it

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

SO BLOOD SACRIFICES ARE NORMAL BUT THE BLOOD BEING RICH IN IRON IS QUESTIONABLE???

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[giggleshrug]

#remembralls are the most fucking USELESS things in the entire magical realm#they don’t do shit except make you confused and upset

[carryonwaywardsoldier]

for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe

[castielloveshumanity-deactivate]

THANK YOU HOLY FUCK TWELVE YEARS LATER

[buckythirteen]

I DID MY WAITING. TWELVE YEARS OF IT. TO FIND OUT WHAT HE FORGOT.

[imcheeto]

oh my god

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

[dicklover3000]

no i think we should talk about the past