Kyle Marcus 🇧🇷

Your average IT guy, caralho 💻 || Professional Complainer 🎓 || LE & Military Overthinker 🔰 || Canon Police Department 🚨 || Césio 137 ☢️ || Enthusiastic Observer 👀 || 8+ Alt Accs Stalker 👻 || Conspiracy Theorist (Intermediate) 👽|| Master in -phobics & -ists upon request 🚷 || Zé Lorinho 🗂️

[marcusrobertobaq]

5% seriousness

30% swearing

65% sarcasm

Rules if you wanna interact with me:

Rules? I ain't got no rules, bro. Put that shit inside your sorry ass.

Some observations you'd like to know:

Don't feed the bear (if you can't deal with later) 😃

I got +18 things in here. I don't give a fuck if u are a minor, this is your problem not mine 😃

I don't have /j /srs /s crap. You will have to use your brain 😃

I ain't got patience of Buddha to keep repeating myself forever 😃

If it's public and I'm interested I'll give my opinion doesn't matter what u think 😃

I don't expect people to agree with me. Actually never ever agree with me, it's weird af and offensive 😃

If u ain't used to people sayin' your shit's wack u better watch your ass 😃 u also got the right of telling me I suck but that'd make u predictable

I don't make fancy texts or cool and creative analysis, funny posts or anything. I just try illustrating my feelings 😃

If u see a post with #delete later and u ain't familiar with me there's a 89% chance u don't know what the heck i'm talking about 😃

I ain't no fandom guy and I don't play by these rules. So fuck your so called "etiquette" 😃

Stuff I may interact randomly or out of nowhere:

Guns

Cars & Motorcycles

Detroit Become Human

Red Dead

Assassin's Creed

Call of Duty

Cyberpunk

God of War

Outlast

Reflect Studios Universe (WTTG, Scrutinized, Dead Signal)

The Forest

Hitman

Castlevania (Game and Netflix)

Dungeon & Dragons

World of Warcraft

Warhammer

Ghost of Tsushima

Fallout

Postal

Resident Evil

Grand Theft Auto

The Terminator

James Cameron's Avatar

Mission Impossible

Mad Max

I also make weird music occasionally, when i feel like doing it and posting it.

-> Following me ain't a wise decision, think about it first before complaining.

* Almost all the dbh screenshots are made using Otis_Inf free cam. Give mf some love cuz dealing with the camera system in this game is a headache. Saying from experience.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Mfs be crying over games these days, rather than relevant shit they cry about... Women.

This era of engagement stats, man 🤦🏽‍♂️

I ain't got the fucking patience.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Day 6 until you say stop or that you admit that I win

Want to save water by showering together?

Beside im not afraid of the Amazon if it means I can conquer your heart.

I know the economy been going downhill for mere mortals these days but I hate sharing small spaces. Gonna wait outside, pal.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Alucard can use Soul Steal on Richter in SotN! And Maria too in the versions where you fight her. So it would appear to work on humans.

Not only humans but this caliber of humans... Yea, it's a good point i completely forgot and I hope ain't just boss logic. For the sake of the whole "cursed bloodline" angst thing, y'know.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Arikado is that dude u can tell he may have some cool moves with his lil sword like some sorta rich people bullshit until u discover the mf can steal your soul with the power of his mind if he wants needs to.

Now, actually... can he soul steal humans or anything not a monster? Or he's Dracula's opposite even that, like, his "dark" magical powers literally working in a opposite way (doesn't work in humans)?

He's half vampire, so i assume any blood can heal his ass... unless u gonna tell me only night creature's blood can heal his ass.

I'm talking about "can", not "will". Ofc he won't wreck humans up since they already do this job for him, i mean, humans and 'em shit ain't his biz unless some idiot open a portal to hell or claim 'em cult gonna use Dracula's powers with a promise of a new dark age.

[erikailustra]

Half-body Ornate Frame for Nightingale (Bluesky)✍️

Thank you so much for requesting my work again!✨

[marcusrobertobaq]

Can't believe I'm having to build patterns harder so the algorithm don't get fucked and start showing me braindead moronic primates and 'em retard contests out of nowhere... In all social media apps I use.

Just wtf

[rogue-star]

‪Elthast Loamchoir for @loudicrous.bsky.social

[marcusrobertobaq]

Are there witch hunters in Castlevania universe? By "witch hunters" I mean professional ones, kinda like vampire hunters, not your average mf with a pitchfork.

Cuz since in the game's universe at least the orthodox church employ witches, I wanna know if it's about allied families only or in a broad sense, as long as the witch is against forces of evil.

And ofc if could be the case witch hunters would hunt witches without caring if they're church allies or not - if they know.

[marcusrobertobaq]

It's raining and I wanna sleep? Will I do that? Fucking no, let's waste half a day on FL Studio instead.

[marcusrobertobaq]

It's 2026.

When will "Connor was a deviant from start", "Hank sees Connor as his son canonically" and "Simon was a love interest but was cut" stop?

Honestly I feel sorry for mfs who were into this DBH community since the game release. Lotta shit happened, I guess. I was lucky enough to not know one existed until 2021 but there's this broken record no one moves on from and everytime I get a glance on what's going on seems like it's actually getting worse.

Is it getting worse or it's just the effect of living under a rock (intentionally)?

[marcusrobertobaq]

Just WHAT THE FUCK mfs think deviancy is? Lord have mercy.

[edmundtheartist]

These people also think the Zen Garden is specifically for Connor when it ain't.

[marcusrobertobaq]

Amanda being a 2nd person living inside Connor's head all the time

[marcusrobertobaq]

Day 5 until you say stop or we finally getting together you and me.

Do you have a map? Because I want to find my way into your pants.

U pray your map can also help your ass to navigate in the damn Amazon too, but it's a lotta training to survive the wild itself.

[cure-hate-club]

trevor tank girl + rage action figure

[marcusrobertobaq]

It's 2026.

When will "Connor was a deviant from start", "Hank sees Connor as his son canonically" and "Simon was a love interest but was cut" stop?

Honestly I feel sorry for mfs who were into this DBH community since the game release. Lotta shit happened, I guess. I was lucky enough to not know one existed until 2021 but there's this broken record no one moves on from and everytime I get a glance on what's going on seems like it's actually getting worse.

Is it getting worse or it's just the effect of living under a rock (intentionally)?

[marcusrobertobaq]

Just WHAT THE FUCK mfs think deviancy is? Lord have mercy.

[marcusrobertobaq]

It's 2026.

When will "Connor was a deviant from start", "Hank sees Connor as his son canonically" and "Simon was a love interest but was cut" stop?

Honestly I feel sorry for mfs who were into this DBH community since the game release. Lotta shit happened, I guess. I was lucky enough to not know one existed until 2021 but there's this broken record no one moves on from and everytime I get a glance on what's going on seems like it's actually getting worse.

Is it getting worse or it's just the effect of living under a rock (intentionally)?

[marcusrobertobaq]

Day 4 until you say stop or until we make out crazy style.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

I wish.

[marcusrobertobaq]

No, seriously. How tf Markus loses a fight against a dog? Mf blacked out '-'

Who tf had this idea?