when your hecking epic husbando falls in battle and you choose to memorialize him with ted lasso and dr squatch

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
Doug Jones
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
tumblr dot com
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA
almost home
★
todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism
No title available
EXPECTATIONS
Claire Keane
🪼

bliss lane
Fieri Frames
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Bulgaria

seen from France
seen from France
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from Colombia
seen from India

seen from France
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from China
seen from Mexico
@marcyism-lesbianism
when your hecking epic husbando falls in battle and you choose to memorialize him with ted lasso and dr squatch
guys is this scene supposed to happen???? i cant find anything online about it
Deltarune Fun Fact:
It's commonly believed that scenes with Ralsei and Flowery late in Chapter 5 are hinting that Ralsei is a closeted transgender woman. However, this is false, because Ralsei's emotions during the chapter are normal. I feel like him all the time.
(submission by @manorinthewoods)
Nadeau's partner Kasper DeWitt says she lit up the world. She was “divine.”
she was a furry, she was a therian, she wanted to make her own fursuit from scratch, she was a party girl, she was loved deeply by her friends
One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.
I mean, success is a relative term. He was shot to death by an angry mob at the age of 38 while running for US president, after inciting a riot by ordering a printing press to be destroyed because the ex-Mormon newspaper was saying true things about him. He was arrested for starting the riot, freed, tried to declare martial law and call out his own personal militia before fleeing. It was only when he was apprehended and brought back to Carthage that the people of Illinois resorted to mob justice. Truly Trump-esque behavior but that guy has gotten away with it for 79 years.
Also, I think it’s so funny that his Wikipedia lists him as the first U.S. presidential candidate to be assassinated kind of implying he was assassinated for presidential politic reasons and not because he was a career criminal who had been terrorizing Illinois for 5 years straight.
killing him isn't enough i need to destroy his very mind and break him. i need to teach him to be terrified of death and then kill him
There's this category of TTRPG where the seemingly only selling point besides maybe artwork is giving players permission to jerk off to their own moral purity as manifest from buying the TTRPG.
please. i need to see a nine on the jerk-off scale. rebel scum? old forge games? hyper pretentious osr? i need to see the horrors
Eat the Reich was actually what inspired this post, but Candela Obscura also comes to mind
@batmanisagatewaydrug @utracjuszka
Candela Obscura is the strawman put forward in this post, but it’s a game that actually exists:
I have encountered this firsthand. I'm a massive history nerd, especially about pirates (among other things, but pirates are relevant to the story). I was hanging out in a system agnostic TTRPG server and Pirate Borg was mentioned so I talked about my idea for a historical fantasy campaign set around historical pirates and the Nassau Pirate's Republic. Started explaining some basic ideas, how it's basically about trying to keep this rogue nation together amid external hostility from England, France, and Spain and internal strife caused by a lack of trust and Edward Teach's descent into madness. Naturally this brings up Blackbeard and his crew, which contained several escaped slaves, and that the Queen Anne's revenge was a former slave ship. I immediately get the *several people are typing...* and am welcomed with several messages that Pirate Borg takes place in an alternate history where slavery never happened. I end up trying to have to defend myself, explaining the *true facts* that most pirates were escaped slaves, both native and black, and that a lot of pirate ships were captured slave ships because they had thicker hulls and could take more punishment in a fight. They were like "But you can have diverse crews and sturdy ships without bringing slavery into it." My response was "you *could*, but then you lose valuable historical context and systemic evils to fight against, I like running stories about making the world a better place." Some people understood that, but many of them *literally* shot back "But thinking about slavery makes me uncomfortable, so maybe just write it out of the setting?" That's when I shut up but I was just screaming in my head "YES, THE POINT IS IT SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANT TO CORRECT IT"
The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness
Get over yourself. There’s an ongoing genocide in West Asia that has directly impacted the climate far more than some loser generating porn with LLMs
men need to learn that approaching women is never right
"I'm not a furry"
love these new colors + nose marking on him
hes my boy toy and I play with him
Elvis Presley has died in captivity at the age of 34, 5 years longer than the average life expectancy of his species.
I came across that ugly comic artstyle again and just knew it was going to be something blatantly transgender, I guess the self inflicted conversion therapy didn’t work lol
parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.
my mom once had a fake nurse draw my blood as painfully as possible with an oversized needle because she was scared i was "pre-diabetic."
people really do not understand how much parents LOVE to torture children, like, GRIEVOUSLY.