Marge Blainey

Wife of Nurse Noreen Blainey. Chaotic Bisexual.

[marge-blainey]

Nice to meet you, I'm Marge Blainey!

For those of you who don't know, I'm married to [the cutest most adorable] Nurse at Hogwarts, Noreen Blainey. I work at the Three Broomsticks bussing tables and I meet with my best friends Char Sallow [@rypnami] and Richard Jackdaw [@ask-richard-jackdaw] every Saturday to play Gobstones. My hobbies include writing, thinking about my wife and sneaking into Hogwarts to visit her. If you happen to catch me on one of my incognito visits, don't be afraid to say hi! But also don't tell anyone or I will hex you.

[marge-blainey]

OOC: in case you forgot Marge works as a dishwasher at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade

[marge-blainey]

@ask-nurse-blainey I love you like a bee loves flowers

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Welcome back to Hogwarts! I'm your host Marge Blainey-

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OOC: I have a boyfriend and I wonder what he'd think of my blog dedicated to loving a random nurse in a videogame.

Is this something I take to my grave? 🤣

[on-my-fangirl-shit-again]

Marge lore drop: her comfort object is a stick of butter charmed so it doesn't melt or get dirty. She doesn't eat the butter, she just like having it near.

[marge-blainey]

This is true

[on-my-fangirl-shit-again]

Fun fact: Marge has had access to 2/3 Deathly Hallows. Don't ask which ones, she doesn't remember.

[on-my-fangirl-shit-again]

Did you know Marge has dyscalculia? It's the number version of dyslexia.

Numbers are evil.

[marge-blainey]

OOC: I had a dream that I was Marge and tbh it was the most peaceful dream I've had in a while. Y'all know it's been rough when I equate Marge to peace.

[on-my-fangirl-shit-again]

Marge Blainey has the gift of divinity. She has seen very important events of the future such as:

Funkytown by Lipps Inc.

The third Harry Potter movie (only the third)

The grand opening of the first McDonald's

The end of the world as we know it

Harambes birth

Gene Wilders sick af summersault in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

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Happy New Year to you, Marge! I hope you're having a wonderful evening with your wife, and that there's a lot of happiness ahead for you in the brand new year! Happy Holidays! 🎉🥂🍾🎆

Sorry, I was asleep. What year is it again?

[oc-loving]

how does your oc feel about crying in front of other people? do they avoid it as much as possible, or do they not care about others seeing? or are they only comfortable crying in front of specific people - who?

[marge-blainey]

OOC: Marge is one of them gross criers. Snot rolling down her face, can't breathe, literally shaking... Overall inconsolable.

She doesn't like to cry in front of people so when she does you know that things have piled up.

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When Professor Black won't let me start a pigeon language class:

[whizzing-fizzbee]

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Found my wand! (It was in the trophy room. On the ceiling.)

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You thought I was gone? Think again.