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@bullmilf
Hello! I'm a big funny cow who loves daughters a normal amount for a mom. I'm TMA and fat and my horns are majestic. I'm a writer. I'm part of a system but currently the most prominent member of it. My name is Mama Sybil, and while you can call me Mama, Sybil, or Mama Sybil, if you just call me Mama I am gonna assume you want to be my daughter.
That image is so, so good. I cannot express how good it is. It may be the best image
That's actually pretty clever reasoning. What a good hero
(beaming smile) pure good special bestest ever hero that's me!!
lurkings around the royal library looking for tomes and spellbooks and the like to learn but i keep getting distracted by titles such as; "Perverted Acts Vol. 12", "Hero Weakpoints, do they exist", "Guide to Proper Horn Care", etc.
Perusing the guide to proper horn care pervert-style is covered in Perverted Acts Vol. 13
notes down to frantically normally look for that one next time I'm browsing the royal collection...
lurkings around the royal library looking for tomes and spellbooks and the like to learn but i keep getting distracted by titles such as; "Perverted Acts Vol. 12", "Hero Weakpoints, do they exist", "Guide to Proper Horn Care", etc.
Perusing the guide to proper horn care pervert-style is covered in Perverted Acts Vol. 13
notes down to frantically normally look for that one next time I'm browsing the royal collection...
lurkings around the royal library looking for tomes and spellbooks and the like to learn but i keep getting distracted by titles such as; "Perverted Acts Vol. 12", "Hero Weakpoints, do they exist", "Guide to Proper Horn Care", etc.
Perusing the guide to proper horn care pervert-style is covered in Perverted Acts Vol. 13
I would eat the mamasteak every day if mamas got good marbling
Look at me. Look into my eyes. Look into my big wet shiny cow eyes, okay? I am prime cut perfect ideal steak always okay?
A5, prime, wagyu, my whole shtick is absolute control over my biology okay? My steak is always perfect okay? Eat it now?
okay but seriously why is specifically and only the file explorer in specifically and only firefox like this for me what could possibly be doing this
I would eat the mamasteak every day if mamas got good marbling
Look at me. Look into my eyes. Look into my big wet shiny cow eyes, okay? I am prime cut perfect ideal steak always okay?
Mama cuts chunks of her flesh off, prepares a lovely meal of mamaburger and mamomelette and mamajuice and some broccoli and sitting across the table with big wet eyes looking sad when you won't eat her
(staring into your eyes while eating a burger) y'know the big secret is i don't even like beef very much i just do this for the love of the game
This hero is fucked up... doesn't even like beef... but I'm delicious!!!! You have to love eating me!
cuts a big chunk off of you and makes a super super nice looking steak but just vaguely pokes at it with my fork and eats the broccoli around it instead
GUARDS! GUARDS! MAKE HER EAT THE STEAK BEFORE YOUR QUEEN CRIES!!!!!
steals a cow egg from you while you're sleeping
WHAT THE HELL! I didn't even notice this when I got up!!! Hero abducting children now?????
YOU'RE NOT EVEN EATING IT???!!??? Throws my hands in the air and stomps away in a huff
beating up a hero of justice girl and calling her performative and idealist and she gets noticeably hard
