I've been here too long.

38, She/Her. AO3 || Twitch

[marginally-diligent]

Love when I climb into bed and then look over and see a teenaged giant house spider cruising along by the baseboards near my nightstand

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[sinclair-speccy]

[biblically-accurate-yoshi]

@grizzly-bear-official

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[wazagh]

Southern Reach Series by Jeff Vandermeer

Cover art by Pablo Delcan

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[katherinelam]

X FILES FANS WE ARE BACK! 👽🛸

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[shamebats]

[3liza]

[shamebats]

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

[fittingoutjane]

The proof that chiropractic is an utterly failed medical profession is not that adjustments can cause harm, but that the profession has responded by ignoring and denying the harm, rather than studying it.

All medical treatments (other than complete placebos) have some risk of harm, but for real treatments given by real professionals, the harms are tracked, measured and warned about. If the harms are too severe, the treatment is no longer used.

[robotslenderman]

One of my colleagues was a chiropractor. After a while he began to suspect that a lot of his patients actually just had muscle tears, not spinal issues. He bought an ultrasound machine, learned how to use it and how to read ultrasound, and found that to be the case. Between that and the constant pressure from management to get customers (because lbr, they're not patients, they're customers), he got sick and tired of it and bailed to become a sonographer full time.

And before people pipe up with "but my chiro is good, they have me do exercises and so on!" that's just regular ass physiotherapy. See a physiotherapist. A lot of people who sing the praises of chiros because they saved them from chronic pain would have gotten the same benefits from seeing an actual licensed physio, who can prescribe the same or even better exercises because they have an actual fucking education.

[wisteria-wolf]

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

[kosmogrl]

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

[khaleesiofthegreatdairystate]

I don't get it, why is Baela into Alyn and not Addam? She's actually spent time with Addam and he's really cute. Don't get it at all. That's some lame-ass writing.

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

btw someone will have to get their comeuppance for the fact the Alicent/Aemond harrenhal scene was more explicit than the Rhaenyra/Mysaria one

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[91/?] ⤷ 4.20 — “Small Potatoes”

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[wokeuplaughing]

one thing about movies is I gotta see some guys dick