"there are critical things I feel like I need to impart to my stepchild. his father teaches him unimportant things like 'do your math homework' and 'how to protect yourself' and I'm like 'don't forget when you kill your spouse to grind their teeth up first'" - my meta with some Life Lessons ™️
Specifically *if you are planning to get rid of the body by feeding it to pigs*
Pigs can't digest teeth. It's important to teach your stepkids that teeth are not just bones.






















