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@mari-achis
Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts
how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life
*is a wreck*
*gives ppl lifestyle advice*
Life hack: take your own advice
i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it
Oh No! tattoos!
lol like this is actually cute. backfire
they’re boyfriends
he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again
he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable
Sunscreen directions: best when applied with love
holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd
they beat jesus with that
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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
Again:
1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life
2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"
If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.
This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.
How to make a will.
How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.
If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help
This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”
I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i dont pay for it” and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said “no i work here”
good morning to this taco bell worker and no one else
Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence
girl: *screams at a boyband concert*
society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her
boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*
society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!
My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.
“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”
I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“
This is a very important lesson to learn
the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure
that is oddly specific and hauntingly what it really looks like
The best way to handle know-it-all jerkoffs who love lecturing women on how John Lennon was a tortured musical genius isn’t to just be like “whatever the Beatles suck,” it’s to comment that you really admire the Beatles as the first internationally successful boy band and to say it’s too bad men were unable to understand or appreciate their musical talent before young teenage girls did, and then accuse men of bandwagoning, which will then make the aforementioned jerkoff permanently shortcircuit.
@blunderpuff how dare you hide this perfect commentary in the tags:
#i mean this truly and literally and historically accurately: the music industry was literally transformed by teenage girls' beatlemania#the huge demand for more music from the beatles spurred the record labels to figure out how to fit more songs on a 45#(and once you could fit about 5 to 8 songs on a 45... the Beach Boys went and INVENTED the concept of A CONCEPT ALBUM)#(the first concept album in the world is The Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds'. The second concept album is The Beatles' 'Sgt Pepper')#after the concept album hit the scene... THAT's how people wanted their music. not just a random smattering of unrelated singles#but an album that had a throughline#and yeah the Beatles didn't invent the concept album (Brian Wilson ftw!!) but the point is:#teenage girls love things so deeply and ecstatically that entire industries crop up to capitalize on those obsessions#like... teenage girls of every era can be very steadily counted on to identify and immortalize pop culture#men ain't shit lmao they just take the pop culture from the girls and then kick the girls out of it and say#'we appreciate it on a deeper level' bitch lmao you don't even
tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
jesus of nazareth made this post
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately
Photos that hit different in 2020.
a compilation of my favorite pride & prejudice posts 😌
