To live is the rarest thing in the world

Sarah ~ 25 ~ Michigan ~ Pansexual ~ Nonbinary ~ Book lover ~ Meme trash

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

need to start carrying a megaphone around so I can say "j k Rowling, *megaphone screeches* THE FIGUREHEAD OF A HATE MOVEMENT,"

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

she's not generically "icky" or "sucks" or "has bad opinions" she is the enthusiastic leader of a present day hate movement that wants the extermination of a minority. she's not Orson Scott Card or H P Lovecraft or any vaguely bigoted author you can name--she's exponentially worse because of the reach and scope of her power and ambition, and anyone who can't acknowledge that first and foremost when talking about h*rry p*tter is no ally of mine no matter how much she can "eat your shorts".

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[labhazard]

sleep deprived take but GLaDOS and chell are both the final girls in their respective horror movies and that’s why they bond so well

[labhazard]

no listen. people say that the portal games are a horror story and theyre right! glados went through horrific shit and fought her way out, and then chell went through that same brand of hell with the test chambers. the lack of agency. the uncaring, malicious authority. the sterility of that environment set against the absolute moral bankruptcy of it all.

shit’s horrifying! traumatizing! and they survived and they see that ineach other and they KNOW

[mp3v0]

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?

[ca-3]

[depsidase]

[seabassapologist]

MY HOLOGRAPHIC PANDA EXPRESS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prguitarman]

I only collect PSA GRADE 10 WHATABURGER KETCHUP

[teambisexual]

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

[markv5]

Внебрачный сын пчелы и тигра…

[divalectics]

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[plum-city-card]

minecraft steve: lost in new york

open rp

[reblogkoala]

“Cohme getcha hawt dowgs ere”

[cave-spiders]

“HEY watch your step buddy im crawlin ‘ere!!!”

[exit-path]

*silverfish noises*

[thyrell]

i like that this post accurately conveys that new york is full of people who want to hurt you

[debelice]

Eclipse in Chile

[ichatcomputers]

It’s wilder than that. You feel the temperature drop around you. Animals start to freak out cause they think night has fallen. Even more crazy is shadow snakes. Where you see the shadows around you start to shimmer. Kind of like the shadows of atmospheric disturbances you see during really hot days or near a fire.

You can learn more about this in SmarterEveryDay’s video

And here’s a video that captures the shadow snakes

[dankarchaeologymemes]

My unga bunga ancestors, absolutely surrounded by shadow snakes during an eclipse

[korben600]

Also, the overall tone of the light is wrong and it’s almost impossible to articulate why.

It’s not dark per se, but the light doesn’t just seem dimmed, it seems like it’s in a different spectrum.

It feels like when a movie puts a filter over the film to indicate that something very very bad is happening, like an eldritch horror has arrived offscreen, and the bad light is slowly sucking your soul out of your body, only it’s real life, and the bad light permeates everywhere.

[thebigbiwolf]

Imagine being a caveman and looking up one day to see the sky has gone dark and what looks to be God’s eye is starting directly at you

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

I bet you do like tits you little bitch

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

[sadmemegf]

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12

[chromeofficial]

[chromeofficial]

i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rubykgrant]

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

[twitterlols]

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[travesty-majesty]

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[splend-42]

Not long enough.

[endreal]

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

[architeuthisducks-blog]

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.